My attempt at an entry

I’m going to make a go at writing a diary entry, but I’m typically running short on inspiration. The best suggestion I had was writing about falling off bicycles, which is an experience that I have had before, but it’s just not the best topic. I fell off the bicycle, people laughed, I never got on one again. I still can’t ride one, actually. I’ve managed to live a nice peaceful life while going entirely bikeless. I’m adaptable like that.

Well, as usual, there’s really not that much to discuss, other than the sudden plethora of people I’ve met online from Milledgeville. Seriously, I’ve met maybe 2 people total online who are anywhere in the vicinity and yesterday I was bombarded by those who have some sort of connection to Milledgeville. I knew online access would reach us eventually. Next thing you know we won’t be inbreeding.

Anyway, Im breaking out all the Don Juan tactics on the girls that are actually going to GC&SU, so Ill keep you updated. Unfortunately, Ive never tried to seduce anyone online, and I must admit its a very different experience. My usual method involves saying Yeah, babes a lot and it works like magic, but Im having to go for a whole different angle online. So, wish me luck.

Oh, and as a disclaimer, if youre reading this Im not trying to seduce you at all, so, dont worry about that.

if i weren’t boycotting my blog because of the offensive material presented there, this would be my entry: “today i watched tons of tv. it was cool. tomorrow i will also watch tv. that will also be cool. my friends tell me i have a cool life. i believe them. because i do cool stuff. like watching tv. i’m totally cool. good night.” go ahead and seduce those girls, at least we can read about it.

(cont) think of the excitment and meaning that would bring to our lives. the more ridiculous you look the bigger the chances of one of your readers choking on a cucumber-banana sandwich. it’s a win-win. or maybe you could do a whole “matt adventure experiment experience” and try climbing on that bike just once more. remember to take a codak moment of the scars. and remember once you crack…

… your scull you can’t do it again. so make the most of it. have a super time. –katie

cheezit

June 8, 2004

quick question… does she hate u or is she being sarcastic… i can’t tell at times. briz

good luck… lol <3

“quick question… does she hate u or is she being sarcastic… i can’t tell at times.” She’s concealing her affection for me with a mask of hatred.

I enjoy claiming that I’m from Milledgeville. It’s good times. One of the things I look back on and become sick with.

Ignorance~is~Bliss

i havent talked to u forever i miss your punk ass

Good luck with ur online pick ups! ~Smooches~

what is all this hate/not hate thing? i’m only looking for entertainment. and falling of stuff is funny. and as a bi-product of your little q & a seminar, i only truely hate the circus. and tons of other stuff, but i’ll save that for later. and i also think choking on a cucumber and banana sandwich would be a cool thing to add to one’s gravestone. –katie (p.s. i also hate my name)

June 9, 2004

ur note def. made smile… my friend has been telling me that all day but i haven’t believed her. i guess i just needed a guy to tell me. i’m just weird like that. thanks! ;0) and by the way… i’m very upset b/c u haven’t tried to seduce me yet. it’s always the other way around. briz

SexCrazedBizitch

June 10, 2004

Why can’t I be one of the lucky ones to be seduced? laura

Bradwick4u

June 12, 2004

You do not know how to ride a bike? that is crazy.

cucumber banana sandwhich?! and i thought icecream with popcorn was weird