It’s the big day

Yes, that’s right, although there’s no time for a full entry of celebration (this entry is being typed from Astronomy Lab, proving the giant sacrifices I am willing to make for all of you), today is the one year anniversary of the diary.

Yes, right now I know what’s going through your mind. You’re thinking, “WOW, the one year anniversary of the diary should certainly be commemorated by me buying A.J. a gift.” I understand this emotion and I’m here to help you release it. Just go here and hopefully you’ll find a way to let out all that inner guilt you have for never rewarding me with gifts for my diary.

So, now, the candles have been blown out, and I’m ready to open my presents, which I assume will be arriving soon. Oh, and when you send them, if you don’t mind, please include what stars are in the cluster “Cepheus,” because I think I just missed that. Perhaps I should have included an Astronomy book on that wish list. Alas, my grades will just have to suffer for the diary. Which is just all the more reason for you to buy me stuff. At least in my opinion.