How a Donkey Protects Against Coyotes

This was asked multiple times after the last entry, and, really, it’s not a complicated answer – basically a donkey can kick a coyote’s butt. Once a donkey has bonded with the livestock, it will do whatever it can to protect them. So, if a coyote attempts to attack the livestock, the donkey will either kick it in the head until it kills it or chase after it and trample it if possible. As a disclaimer, this is just my understanding and not at all researched, but it’s pretty common farming practice to keep donkeys with livestock for protection purposes.
 
Meanwhile, now that I’m accepted into UGA, I have to start looking for a place to live. I really don’t want to live alone, though I initially worried that it might be difficult to find a roommate being as I know essentially no one who lives in Athens. I did find a neat website called “roommates.com” that I’ve currently been scouring for possibilities, but I’m sorta wary of housing with just random college kids, as apartments are obviously a lot less regulated than dorms and I don’t want a party every night. I’m currently leaning towards trying to find a female roommate(s) since my intuition tells me they’ll be less apt to throw drunken parties and may be a tad more responsible. Plus, if we end up finding ourselves awkwardly attracted to each other and have sex, it’ll be far less embarrassing for me. The difficult part of this is that, shockingly, there’s not too many girls who are willing to live with a random guy.
 
Still, I see this as a marvelous opportunity for all of you readers. I’m certain that many of you have long conjured fantasies picturing what it’d be like to live with me (it’s ok, don’t be embarrassed! You’re not alone!). This is your chance to make that dream into a reality! All you have to do is move to Athens (preferably at a locale close to the UGA campus) and I’ll be glad to move in with you, no questions asked! As long as you cut me a little slack on the rent, anyway.
 
So, please, don’t pass up this wonderful opportunity! You don’t want to be the one responsible for letting me live with an RFRM, do you?