FAQ – Updated on June 29, 2007

So, I was tinkering with my frontpage yesterday to put up a link for the contact info and it occurred to me that the FAQ hasn’t been updated in a very long time. So, I gave it a freshening up by adding several questions, changing the answers to others, and deleting the less relevant ones. If there’s anything that you think should be added, you can do so by asking me and having a friend ask me too, thus making it a frequently asked question. Or you could just ask me and I could tell you. But there’s no fun in that.

 

Anyway, off we go.

 Q: Hey, I think you are just brilliant and incredibly sexy too! Is it possible that we could meet?

 A: Yeah, probably. I’ve grown to like meeting people from online, especially since my schedule generally isn’t too busy. It’s semi-fascinating seeing how people interact in person in comparison to the online medium. Besides, I’ve honestly never met an Open Diarist I didn’t like (and I’ve now met . . . 5), so it’s actually become a good way for me to make friends. One would think it’d be awkward meeting someone who knows so much about your personal life, but I’ve always found the interacting easier than it would be if you were just strangers. That said, I’m not going to go flying around the world meeting diary readers, so unless you’re very closeby, the burden’s on you.

Q: Can I see your picture?

A: If you’re a favorite and have been reading for very long, you likely already have as I post them occasionally, whenever a purpose arises. If you were just dying for one and didn’t want to go through the trouble of wrestling through all the old entries, just IM me and I’m sure I could give you one. Or a dozen. I can be a bit narcissistic.

Q: Why are your entries so vague sometimes?

A: There are generally two reasons for this. One is that, due to the number of people I’ve met from OD (including one person who I was in a year-long long distance relationship with), oftentimes I don’t want to get too personal because of the incestuous nature of the site and how lots of people who read my diary read each others diaries, etc. The other reason is that, there are some things (and one thing in particular) that I’m simply too ashamed of to ever talk about directly in the diary. Yeah, I know, I’m even vague when I answer questions about the reasons why I’m vague.

Q: Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say you were in a year long relationship with someone from this site?!

A: Yes, I did. We’ve since broken up, but the two of still talk very frequently and get along well. She lived in California and our relationship did actually culminate in the two of us meeting for 10 days. The meeting went spectacularly, but, misleadingly, we broke up shortly after, for other reasons. There are, as you might imagine, tons of entries on this (a diary search reveals 56 entries with the word “Heather” which is her name), so if you honestly want to know more about it, there’s nothing keeping you from it but having to sift through my writing.

Q: Is there any chance the two of you might get back together?!

A: I don’t like to shut the door on anything, especially something as meaningful to me as my relationship with Heather was/is. She is definitely still a huge presence in my life (and I’d like to think I am the same in hers) and I imagine she always will be on some level. That said, she is currently planning on spending a year in England studying abroad while I remain in Georgia working on my Masters in Accounting where we will both pursue our own lives and interests. There is no real reason to think that we will be getting back together.

Q: What kind of stuff are you actually interested in? You can’t really tell from the diary.

A: I think that I am in a constant obsession with being alive and what the significance of it is. I intentionally try to surround myself with a wide variety of entertainment and learning mediums so I don’t become too stagnant of a person and have a broader idea of everything the world has to offer. I love a good film or book, regardless of genre or message. I admit, I do have a weakness for sports.

Q: Why don’t you ever read my diary?

A: It’s quite p

ossible that I do read it.

Q: If you read it, why don’t I ever get any notes from you?

A: It’s likely that the entries I read just didn’t seem to require a note, or that I just didn’t have time to leave one. I usually try to leave them occasionally, but don’t get too offended if I don’t. However, I will get offended if you don’t note on my diary. I’m unreasonable in that way.

Q: Why is there a 3 month period where there are no entries?

A: Open Diary was hacked and these entries were lost. Later, people paid the Diarymaster $100 to thank him for this inconvenience. 

Q: What’s an RFIM?

A: RFIM was an oft used abbreviation by me for Random Female Instant Messenger. It was a reference to the large amount of females who instant messaged me, generally because of my helium filled yahoo profile.

Q: Who is Spider? Who is Kyle? Why do they act so similarly?

A: Spider is the alias I used for my old roommate Kyle back when we first started living together (or even previous to that, I think) just because he was internet wary and the name amused me. It since has ceased to amuse me, so I simply call him Kyle, which is his real name. Those interested in his address and social security number, just let me know.

 

Q: Who/what is The Goddess?

 A: “The Goddess” was a girl I had a rather large crush on during my sophomore year of college (wow, that really has been ages ago now). I extended the idea of a “Goddess” to an ideal mate for me and underwent a “Goddess Search” for several months in my diary. Perhaps it’s time I went on another one.

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Right. I don’t believe I learned anything new about you except that you have oodles of pictures on this “Yafro” site. What kind of word is Yafro? Figure out the answer to that one for me. 🙂 By the way, I love the farmer’s tan.

I have been reading your diary for quite some time now. I would just like to ask where is Kate? She used to be here all the time commenting on things, and that was a really cool and vital part of your diary. By the way, did you have a thing going on, since you two seemed to hit it off pretty well, you really had the chemistry. Just asking. With love, Andrea.

I dont know if these are for real questions but they are freaking hilarious! Wow that was good stuff.

haha jus thought id tell u i enjoyed your FAQ xxx

November 24, 2005

Norweigian Wood is one of my favourite books of all time . . . if not favourite. How’d you find me?

January 26, 2006

Read this for the first time — amusing pants up the wazoo. Which doesn’t sound like it’s a good thing, but let us just pretend that it is.

March 8, 2006

Yeah, goddesses suck in general. I’ve had my fill of ’em. You strike me as amusing. Methinks I’ll have to read more of you when I’m not rushing off to work like a crazy person.

I think you need to update this.

May 7, 2006

You updated! Oh, and I love you!

June 29, 2006

I find this amusing.-xx.

May 9, 2007

I just randomly found your diary and clicked on FAQs, that is such a brilliant idea! Very interesting answers!

May 27, 2007

Hah! Okay, I’m sold. Or, I would be if you didn’t have Woody Allen listed as an interest. You lose a few coolness points because of that. (Hey, don’t complain! I don’t make the rules!) Righto. I’m going to wander around a few entries now. Don’t mind me.

October 21, 2007

Awe, thought I had stumbled across a diary/goldmine/hidden treasure of well-written words of my very own, only to find one of my favourites (graceandlove) already here and snooping around. Well, I think you’re neat, too. And if you’ve added her, you should add me, because I’m better than her. Kidding. But I’m probably more competitive. I’m going about this ‘hi I like the way youwrite and would like to read more’ thing all wrong. Even on the internet I can fail disastrously at first impressions.

March 26, 2009

i have a soft spot for virgins