Frankly.

November 13, 2008

E-mail From Calesha

Got this in my Inbox a few hours ago:

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Hahaha nice job a few days ago! You’re probably all like, "What the hell?" Do let me explain. I don’t hate you or anything. That whole thing was a hoax. Mhmm, fake, fake, fake. I knew you would buy into it, because everyone else…well, we all CONSTANTLY are hating each other, so it wouldn’t make any difference. So this girl, I forgot her name, is doing an independent project and she randomly chose people to help her. And she ran into me one day at school and asked for my help. You know that movie, ‘How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days’? She’s doing something along the lines of, How To Lose A Friend In 10 Hours’ lol awesome, right? Yeah, so she picked five people and assigned them certain things to try to end a friendship with someone. For example, I got "personal insults and hateful words". Haha, I was like SWEET! Time to use my wit and weapons of mass destruction in the form of words.

Take deep breath, friend! There’s no animosity. I just thought this was a really cool thing she was trying out and I had to take part in it. But I obviously couldn’t tell you about it since you were my victim. I had plenty of time to think of how I was going to go about doing it since you were gone last weekend.

I DIED when I got your Facebook message. I THOUGHT YOU WERE PLAYING ALONG! Because I thought you had already gotten this email, lol. So I returned with the whole "Oh are YOU ending things?!" But then I was like, is he serious? Because I hadn’t heard from you in a while. And I decided to check and make sure I sent the email. However, you DIDN’T get this because it was still in my drafts folder. Our WiFi has been crazy the last few days, so even though I swear I sent it, WiFi had other plans. So sorry about that, I swear I started this at like 1:00 am on the 10th. Well, I suppose it would officially been the 11th.

Anyway, so then I had to go back and change the "good job earlier" to "a few days ago" and added some stuff in.

OH YEAH. Another thing, when I IM’d you the other night, you were all like, "I’m not talking to you" haha I guess that should have been a clue that you in fact did NOT get the email. Sorry about that.

Oh and did you delete me from MySpace? Because I don’t see you anywhere on my friends list. Or, actually, I may have accidentally deleted you because I was going through there deleting some people and I may have accidently clicked you. I don’t know. But re-add me!

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JenEyre

November 14, 2008

If there wasn’t the whole other situation with the threatening phone calls I could maybe possibly, slightly believe this was true. But she still seems entirely utterly insanely crazy!

Plus when I re-read it now I saw the line “So this girl, I forgot her name, is doing an independent project and she randomly chose people to help her.” How could you forget her name? Especially if you’re helping her with a school project?

kashka

Cuh-razy. Even if what she says is true, the “hoax” is a terribly mean, inconsiderate thing to do to someone.

rockbottomoncloud9

but.but.but.what about all of the phone calls? ….. still seems crazy to me.

((brilliant))

ca-razy. fo shiz.

SeulementBanana

She should be embarrassed of herself. I was embarrassed just reading it. She’s cringe worthy. Run.

Yours For Now...

Oh my GOD. I laughed out loud, literally, when I read this. A good deep laugh too, very HAH HAH HAH! Holy cow, this girl is insane. Do you want someone to give her a hard time? Because I’d love to be the girl you give her phone number to to mess with her because I would do a fabulous job. So if you ever need someone to give her a taste of her own medicine, I’m your girl. ~I’ll be

But let me clarify. I’m not crazy like she is. I’m just a good actress and can be pretty bitchy so…uh, yeah. I’m your girl. : ) ~I’ll be

kaia

She’s insane.

i agree with kashka. so hoax or not, stay away from the crazy girl.

bullshit.

that’s really messed up.

FlyingBibliophile

I think she’s lying…and I think she’s immature…

She’s nuts! Matt, have no second thoughts!!

Olivia Baker

I think she’s crazy, but I have a hunch you might keep talking to her anyway. And also, that’s a dumb project, and I don’t understand why she seems so excited about it. What does she think she accomplished?

Éirinn

Didn’t she make up a story about someone calling her once? I’m just remembering this. Hi. I’m drunk.

RYN – Well you can’t give up on someone you’ve never met. I also think you can judge them decently by talking to them online and the phone for a few weeks (I only talked to Wine Guy once, the night I met him). I think you could have known that she was crazy before you met her. I mean, the way she seemed to fall for you so instantly and all that? Yeah. You were weirded out from the get-go. ~I’ll be

she’s f–ing crazy. you are an adult and need to find adult friends. seriously, dude. i would run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

Etoile

November 15, 2008

actually no. not a lot of hate notes at all. if anything, i got a lot of “thank you for saying this” notes. i just got sick of talking about it and thinking about it. i said (in the entry) why i wanted to quit talking about it. it’s exhausting and i’m too empathetic for these people. plus, dear God, i don’t want to know what can possibly happen to ME in that great detail! how terrifying! and about hitler and obama– the mutfi met with hitler because hitler found great interest in him, seeing that they both have a common interest. not to mention, socialism is diet-communism. if i’d seen that that entry was still public i would have changed it too. i don’t feel like arguing or justifying how i feel anymore (it’s freaking annoying); it’s just barely permissable to vehemently dislike obama’s “change” without being ridiculed. unless i keep it to myself. i’m not saying you were ridiculing me, but i am saying i’m done. do as much reading and comparison as i did and you’d probably change your tune. but thanks for the advice!

michael.

I am speechless, I think. I’d probably sleep with her just to see if it’s as MENTAL AS HER HEAD. No, no, I wouldn’t, she’s a child! Isn’t this what girls are like when they’re 11 or 12? I mean you tell me, I wasn’t at school… I think the “you’re an adult, you need adult friends” is probably nearest the mark…

you are not angering me, i just don’t want to talk about that anymore. it’s so depressing. i’d much rather go on about fun / funny things. duh.

ps: regarding this entry: why are you still talking to this nut?

Jenni!

She’s crazy! Totally made up story. Why would she help out someone she doesn’t even know?

Sleeping on it

Run….fast