Answering Questions: Part I!

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So, as is becoming part of the annual tradition, the “Ask Matt Random Questions Event” has quickly turned into the “Ask Matt Random Sex Questions Event.” Making it all the more evident that the one thing my diary is still lacking after all these years is sex.

 

And we start with have four questions from a private noter who obviously needs a girlfriend.

 

how about sex with me? 😉

 

Actually, no, I am not willing to have sex with any male, at least at this point in my life. I know, I’m still such a prude.

 

and how far have you gone with calesha? describe in detail for us perverts.

 

The most detail I’m willing to give away is that we haven’t had sex, but we have gone reasonably “far” with one another sexually. Oh, and it is ridiculously easy to make her orgasm. I was always nervous about my sexual abilities and whether I could manage to actually please a girl given my general inexperience, but, god, seriously, I swear I just touch her a little and her legs are quivering. It has to be that she’s madly attracted to me or just incredibly orgasmic, I don’t know. But it’s nice to know that I do have that ability.

 

tell us your erotic fantasy. (okay, in question form . . . what is your erotic fantasy? describe in detail.)

 

Heather used to ask me this question a lot (I know, and you guys thought she was a prude!), so it is something I’ve given consideration to before. I don’t know that I really have a proper “fantasy” in any sort of detail, though. In general, I’m a very visual person, so I’d definitely like to be with a girl who is comfortable with her body and being naked in front of me and who allows me the ability able to see how beautiful she is naked without her being self-conscious about it. Other than that, basically I’d want a girl who is eager for sex and not shy or embarrassed by it. And being submissive to me is a plus too (and one of the things that I like about Calesha!)

 

favourite porn star?

 

Not to disappoint, but I honestly don’t think I can even name a porn star other than Jenna Jameson and to my knowledge I’ve never even seen her in anything. I’m not going to lie and say that I’ve never seen pornography, but I’ve certainly never watched it enough to bother learning who any of the, er, actors were. It’s kinda beside the point.

 

And that’s all for the first set of questions, so now we move on to a question from Yours for Now:

 

How much longer ’til you have sex with Calesha?

 

I don’t think that I’m going to have sex with her. She would definitely have sex with me and certainly there is some temptation there (especially considering it probably wouldn’t be that big of a step to go “all the way” considering how far we’ve already gone), but it just feels wrong somehow.

Calesha, while I do like her, just isn’t the “perfect match” type that I envision losing my virginity too. I think part of me still thinks that I’m supposed to lose my virginity to Heather and that I’m going to be waiting forever to do that.

 

And now a set of questions from Sleeping On It, who at least has something other than sex on her mind:

 

Does Calesha know you have a diary/journal?

 

No, I’m pretty private about the fact that I keep a diary since I don’t really want anyone I know in “real” life to find it. Still, I’m obviously not overly paranoid about it and it wouldn’t be the end of the world or anything if Calesha did find it (really, my mom read some notes already and nothing can really be more awkward than that was). Plus there’s the fact that I’ve met plenty of people in “real life” from OD and they obviously know about it and once OD friends start interacting with other friends there’s obviously the risk that it could come out, but I just don’t spend a lot of time worrying about it.

 

What is your favorite food?

 

Any sort of dish with cheese in it pretty much wins me over. The macaroni and cheese that they serve at “Old Times Country Buffet” where I live is what I’ll pick as my favorite, though.

 

What has been your most embarrasing moment of the past 12 months (excluding conversations with your mother)?

 

When I was still at my job, my firm was doing a loan review at a bank and one of the workers at the bank walked in while I was working on reviewing a loan and I quickly introduced myself, shook his hand, and went back to my work. He began talking to one of my fellow auditors and a few minutes later the auditor asked me “Matt, haven’t you been working on one of his loans?” to which I replied “Um, well, I don’t know who he is . . .” even though the guy had just introduced himself to me minutes earlier. Turns out he was the President of the bank and I got yelled at a lot after he left for not knowing who he was. It could actually have contributed to me losing my job and was definitely really embarrassing at the time (though, to be fair, this isn’t that bad of a story to be the most embarrassing in the last 12 months, but it’s all I could think of).

 

Who are your top five or so OD people to get comments from and why?

 

You are just trying to make me hurt someone’s feelings, aren’t you? But anyway, generally I appreciate it when people challenge my thinking and aren’t afraid to point out that I may well be acting in a twatish matter in certain situations. I think Michael, Mairead, Locked, Heather, and Sophia (aka Wumpy P. Pancakes) all do a pretty good job of that. But in general I’m a note whore and love it when anyone notes me! And you also get extra points if you actually bother to ask me questions on these things.

 

Who’s OD are you most excited to see updated?

 

I think last year I said that I think Curious Dave writes the most interesting diary that I read and I’d still say that. He’s even more deserving of this award because he updates so rarely that it’s always exciting to see that he has.

 

Where do you hope to be in 10yrs (mentally and physically)?

 

Now there’s a challenging question. 10 years is such an incredibly long time that it’s really hard for me to picture where I want to be except in very vague terms, because so much of where I would want to be will be dependent on outside factors in my life. In my career, I’d definitely hope to have my Certified Public Accountant’s license by then and have a cushy 9-5 job. As for a personal life, I really can’t say there’s any particular goal that I have – for one I think it’s dangerous to set specific goals for your personal life (i.e. wanting to be married with 3 kids and a dog in 10 years), since so much of that is dependent on things that you can’t control (like actually finding a person you want to marry). So, overall, I can just say that I hope that in 10 years I will be focusing on maintaining a healthy balance in my life that I’m already striving to maintain right now – one where I devote an appropriate amount of time to the various aspects that comprise my life. I know that’s a bit of an obvious thing to say, but it really is something that I think is important to focus on. I once had a professor that said that you have to view your life the same way you view a college semester, which is a cheesy metaphor, but his point is that in a college semester you usually have a couple of classes that press for your attention more than other classes for whatever

reason and you have to remember that all your classes are equally important to your GPA and set aside time for each of them. In life, for most people I think two things tend to qualify as a “class” that tends to demand their attention, one being their job and the other being their romantic relationships. I so often see people ignore other aspects of their life such as friendship, health, appreciating art, being a good citizen, etc, because they are too singularly focused on their job or on their romantic relationships. I want to make sure that that doesn’t happen to me. And I think finding the right balance in your life and making sure you don’t allow one particular thing consume you is a major key to being happy.

 

Will Calesa be your first?

 

As I said earlier, I don’t think so, no. Though I am seeing her tomorrow, which means I could be made into hypocrite within 24 hours! Stranger things have happened.

 

And I think I’ll call it quits for today with that question and tackle some more tomorrow. Though I’d be remiss if I didn’t close this entry by saying that tonight I am finally proud to be an American citizen and proud of the person that is leading our country. Congratulations to Barack. I didn’t think he could do it. It’s really been a special day for our country.