Accepted

So, I’m accepting the job offer. As several of you diarists pointed out, it’s not as though I’m enslaving myself to the firm, as I can always (and will) change jobs at a later date. This is just a starting point for me. And I don’t think it’s too bad of a starting point.

Meanwhile, since I am running out of things to discuss for MaJoMo, I think I am going to decree today the beginning of the Second Annual: “Ask Matt Random Questions Event.” The rules are the same as last year, which are as follows: Any of you can ask me any question and I must answer it truthfully. However, for my sake, I think we should limit the exercise to questions that are reasonable – there were people asking me to describe what I liked about each of my diary entries last year and, while that would be a lovely exercise, it is a bit beyond the scope of the diary.

But yes, have you been wondering if I would consider having drunken sex with you? My opinion of President Bush? How often I masturbate? This is your opportunity to find out the answer to all of those questions and any other question imaginable! Participate with your notes below!

cheezit

I had to leave a note before I read it because I have never been the first to do so before. So I will read it after I leave the note.

I’m not sure that I want to know the answers to any of the questions that you mentioned… I’ll get back to you, because you’ve never not answered any of the questions I’ve asked you before. I’ll have to think this over.

Beautifully/Torn

*thinks* I recall you mentioning in one of your entries that you’re still a virgin, so…. Why are you a virgin? (By that, I mean is there a specific reason you are or what?) It’s the first thing I could think of, haha. ♥ Andrea

ScienceLogicFacts

If you really are a virgin, may I ask if your beliefs on abstinence mirror mine? May I also congratuate you for your morals and making the right choice? *smiles*

Yours For Now...

November 13, 2007

I certainly hope this abstinence fellow doesn’t become a regular noter… Matt, on a scale of one to ten, one being least lame thing ever and ten being most lame thing ever…how lame is your lack of things to discuss for MaJoMo when it’s only the thirteenth? (Hint: you can answer higher than ten.) : ) SMILE! ~I’ll be

You do indeed. Why aren’t you on AIM???! ~I’ll be

michael.

Well, would you have drunken sex with me?

Hmm, yes, WOULD you ever consider having drunken sex with me?