Someone else’s pantys under the bed.

So last night was…interesting.

Doug and I were just watching a movie, and suddenly he realizes he doesnt know where his phone is….so we both start looking for the phone. We are looking EVERYWHERE!!! We are in the car and the kitchen, moving couch pillows…I finally am in the bedroom and I look under the bed…and I find a pair of lacey pantys…that are NOT mine. My first thought it WTF?! but then I see the size of them.

See when his daughter comes, he sleeps in the guest room because HIS parents come down to help him with Alexis while he is at work. So his mom and dad stay in his room because his room is a little easier to get around in and his dad does not get around easily. So I leave them there and decide not to say anything until we find his phone.

I ask him if he left it on the back porch when he took the dog out…and he goes out back and ta-da! There it is! Sitting on the grill. So he comes inside and thanks me and I say.

"Now can we address the lacey pantys I found under your bed that arent mine?"

He looks at me bewildered. (I sort of know there is no way that he’s been sleeping around…he lives in hicksville.) We quickly conclude that it is his mothers. He sort of freaks that his 67 year old mother wears lacey pantys.

So I continue to tease him all night…we couldnt stop laughing about it.

Normally girlfriends that find lacey pantys under their boyfriends beds dont take it so well…lol.

Anyways I gave him shit for it…and will continue to give him shit for it…for a long time to come.

Yesterday we got a huge outdoor freezer delivered…and we are going today to buy 1/3 a cow. YUP….