Random night out.

So last night was pretty wild.

I had 3 martini’s, 1 glass of wine, and 2 shots….and I can NOT hold my own…I was more drunk than I’ve EVER been. I was tipsy after the first martini if that tells you anything.

Shelly drank more than me…and our combined bar tab was 17 dollars….I love being a girl.

We first walk in and we are scoping the place out, having a martini or two…no one is really trying to talk to us but I can see guys checking us out as we walk…now Shelly and I are NOT ugly…I’m not trying to say we are ugly…but I dont think we are like freaking super models….the people at this bar treated us like we were the HOTTEST girls they’d ever seen.

My absolute favorite pick up line was "I was going to sit here, but I feel like this is VIP, like I cant sit here" …crash and burn my friend …that was terrible.

Then this older dude came up to us and says "Anything you want, put it on our tab" and we just kind of look at each other…he hadnt even tried to talk to us. So we ask the bartender who he is…cause he acted like he was the owner or something. The bartender tells us they are swingers…so we start talking to the wife and him…but just for fun we were NOT going home with them. The wife kept telling me I had nice "puppies" lol…and the dude was complimenting everything BUT the "puppies" …my shirt, my hair…ect.

Finally one of the bartenders kicks them out and they start talking to us about coming back and tell us they’d hook us up with the VIP room. Another bartender kepts buying us shots….then we get the bill…which should have been 100 bucks and he only charges us 17. Crazy. All I know is apparently they want us to come back so they are willing to give us free drinks. OKAY. lol.

But again…I do not think we are that hot…it was weird how they treated us. I’ve been givin many explanations of why guys think we (shelly and I) are hot….my ex said "Its because you expect pretty girls like you guys to be total bitches and you are very nice and friendly so it ups your hottness." ….my personal theory is we are both stereotypes….she is the skinny blonde with long legs and a nice ass. I am the curvy brunette with nice boobs and long legs…together we are T&A…WHO KNOWS…all I know is last night was super fun.

Here is a not so great picture from last night…but still fun.