Master Cleanse Day -1

Master Cleanse day 1…supposedly this is a really hard day, the first one. So I’m really hating the taste of the lemonaid mixture. Its pretty terrible…but I hear that you learn to like it a little more every day. I hate cayenne pepper…gross.

I went to GNC to get something I needed and the lady there has done the cleanse a bunch of time. Most everyone who has done it swears by it. She gave me a lot of great advice….a lot of people start it for 10 days and make it longer. She said she started it for 10 days and made it a 20 day thing. She’s also done it for 40 days. The longer you do it the deeper the cleanse. Its all so interesting to me.

They say that you crave whatever you are detoxing…so like if you are craving PIzza its because you are detoxing the pizza and the next day when you do the flush you wont crave it anymore. The lady at the store lost 15 pounds doing it for 20 days but she was also using a LOT more maple syrup than me. That is where all the calories comes from. I’m hoping to hit 15 pounds I think.

Well this is a super exciting update huh?

Today I’m super exhausted and I heard tomorrow is going to be much better. I certainly hope so. Alright I will stop writing a boring entry.

 

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Oh clenses…I hear such nice things about them…never done one though…never thought of Pizza as need to be detoxed from…

August 30, 2010

I did it a few years ago. After suffering through the hunger pangs and that nasty ass Lemon concoction I didn’t feel anymore “cleansed” or detoxified then when I started. I was just hungry! I lost ten pounds, but gained it all back. I hope it goes better goes better for you! Good luck, it takes a **** ton of willpower!

August 31, 2010

Yeah, I don’t usually hear good things about stuff like this, but hopefully it works for you. I am generally trying to gain weight, so I’m not the person to consult.