Oh, The Things I’ve Learned

Things I’ve learned since moving to Colorado Springs…

1. Just because people here deal with snow every winter, it doesn’t mean they can drive in it any better than Arkansans or Tennesseans.

2. Do not leave your car unattended while warming it up.  You’re just asking to have it stolen.

3. If you do have to drive in the snow, don’t drive on what looks like wet, bare road.  It’s probably ice.  Drive in the gross, brown, slushy stuff for more traction.

4. Back off if you don’t want your windshield cracked.  They don’t salt roads here.  They "gravel" them.

5. Snow seriously damages the roads.  All of the painted lines mysteriously disappear, and it’s common to hear on the radio, "There’s another pothole on Woodmen that’s swallowing cars whole!  Look out for that one!"

6. Snow drifts happen.  If you get caught in one, just stop the car right where you are and pray that you don’t get rear-ended.

7. Unless you plan on going to the carwash every single day of the week, get used to a dirty vehicle.  And unless you want permanent dirt stains on the back of your legs from rubbing up against the running boards, learn to take special caution when entering and exiting the vehicle.

8. Fog freezes.  When it does, it looks like snow.

9. A bottle of wine is perfectly chilled if left on the front step for a mere ten minutes.

10. If you visit the grocery store on a super snowy day, you’re likely to see several teenagers in a jacked up 4×4, drinking beer, doing donuts, and screaming "Yeehaw!" out the window.  I could’ve sworn I moved away from redneck country.

11. I don’t care how long you’ve been a dedicated smoker.  Sometimes, it just isn’t worth it.

12. If you have a runny nose and you walk outside when it’s ten degrees below zero, your nostrils will freeze instantly.  Seriously.

Cheers,
Felina

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Holy crap, fog freezes?!?! I didn’t know that! That must look SO weird!!!

February 9, 2007

Definitely some lessons you have to learn the hard way 🙂 I hate winter.

February 9, 2007

lol

lol…….i’d hate for my nostrils to freeze.

February 9, 2007

fog freezes? Yikes. I’ve seen a lot of fog but I don’t ever think i’ve seen it freeze! And I guess you never get away from rednecks! *LOL*

February 9, 2007

Colorado souns like Ohia but with more mountians. Suddenly Mofo jumps into his 4by4 and sounds Yeeehaw!:)

SOC
February 9, 2007

It’s always good to learn things.

at least it’s consistent. here in wonderful upstate NY, we can have weather like that and then 3 days letter be looking unpacking ourshorts from the stash of summer clothes.

February 9, 2007

Sounds like Missouri.

February 10, 2007

Frozen boogers…aren’t those a delicacy somewhere?

February 12, 2007

When it snows here, more people use their cars. this is problematic as it measn that traffic volume doubles, and every other car is driven by someone that doesn’t know how to drive. ARGH!!

February 12, 2007

ah yes, the joys of colorado!

February 12, 2007

Wow….those were good! (and they have rednecks EVERYWHERE!!!) haha

Hey Rach! It’s Dave. Deleted the other diary and I’m now in stealth mode. Please for to allowing me to read favs only entries. 🙂