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1. Who are you? lisa or el dee

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? I don’t know what i want to be, i’m highly emotional, and i love a boy.

3. What do you like to do in your spare time? read, sleep, watch dvds and download music.

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least. When i was in high school, i liked art and english. when i was in university, i liked a choir course i took. i’ve always hated geography.

5. What is your biggest goal for this year? survive, with the one i love

6. Where will you be in 5 years? hopefully, home. my own home.

7. What do you want to be when you grow up? i don’t know.

8. Are you more child-like or childish? child-like

9. What is the last thing you said out loud? i love you

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? "landslide" by fleetwood mac

11. Have you ever taken a martial arts class? no

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? it flucuates with my moods, and general luck or lackof

13. Does time really heal all wounds? no. its just a different kind of hurt

14. How do you handle a rainy day? the same as any other. i do or i don’t.

15. Which is worse…losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? losing luggage

16. How is your relationship with your parents? sometimes my mom treats me like she doesn’t hear or see me. my dad and i are starting to bond ever since he stopped drinking.

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? very

18. What is the truest thing that you know? i love michael

19. What do you want your life to be like, as the future takes clearer shape? happy

20. Have you ever been given a second chance? i don’t think so.

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker? giver

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart? usually

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? i dunno

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you? cuddles being put down. whiskers dying unexpectantly. moments with michael.

25. Who have you hugged today? michael

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? michael bringing me juice. a girl at work telling me to get on msn tonight. i guess.

27. Do you have a lot to learn? uh huh

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be? learn every language, learn to play guitar really good, learn how to make money? gotsta have money…

29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? how they make me feel by what they say and do.

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? trust, truth, tenderness

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die? travel, learn, love

32. what three things would you want to die to avoid doing? murder, cheat, prostitution

33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? animal rights. i guess.

34. What does each decade make you think of:

20’s: i have no idea

30’s: jewish people started being put in ghettos, etc.

40’s: world war two, concentration camps

50’s: elvis? buddy holly, and ray charles..

60’s: the beatles, bob dylan, the british invasion, great clothes

70’s: pink floyd, led zeppelin, british punk

80’s: the smiths, being born

90’s: blur, radiohead

2000 (so far): the libertines, graduation, my cats dying, dad overdosing, falling in love, moving out..now moving back..

35. Which decade do you feel you belong in and why? i think i would’ve done well being 14 in 1964..i could’ve been young for the coolest time in music..and just..i don’t know..

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? too many. i can’t pick a favorite..

37. If you could say any sentence to the president of the united states what would it be? grow up. but thats not a sentence.

38. What’s your favorite tv channel to watch in the middle of the night? i don’t have cable right now. i always fall asleep to a friends dvd..i love house too.

39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? captain hook. he’s scared of clocks. i’m scared of time.

40. Have you ever been a girlscout/boyscout? brownie.

41. If you were travelling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? fly there, take a boat back.

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? because the sun is resting.

43. What does your name mean? can’t remember.

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outerspace? ocean.

45. Word association:

air: summer

meat: food

different: individual

pink: girly

deserve: asshole

white: pure

elvis prestly: king

cilantro: herb?

heart: organ

clash: band, made one of my favorite albums ever. amazing.

pulp: common people, disco 2000, like a friend, THIS IS HARDCORE

46. If you could meet any person who is dead and famous who would you want it to be? sylvia plath or john lennon

47. What if you could meet anyone alive and famous? patti smith and bob dylan

48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? no. that would be crazy. but i did watch "grease" and "dirty dancing" A LOT when i was young.

49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? books, ipod, paper(with drawing pencils and charcoal) and sudoku puzzles

50. Have you ever saved someone’s life or had your life saved? no

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words..

fruitgoogle: gay porn via google

ambytime: pillow fight slaughter

asscactus: life

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? creatively-crappy paintings..recently-tea?

53. What was your favo

rite toy as a child? popples? was that what they were called? the things that went inside out, and you could throw them. oh, and my little ponies, skip-its and chalk.

54. How many tv’s are in your house? in the apartment, two. at my house, probably four.

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? if its nice out, just sit or walk… or drive while listening to my ipod.

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? quiet. and introspective.

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? no

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? no

59. What is your idea of paradise? no work, lots of money so i can travel or learn or just not worry about money..

60. Do you believe in heaven and if so what is it like? i don’t think so.

61. Do you believe in Hell? i don’t want to.

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven’t? i’ve been alone for most of my life. but that could be completely normal.

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? i don’t know…

64. Are you a patient person? sometimes, very. sometimes, not at all.

65. What holiday should exist but doesn’t? holidays blow.

66. What holiday shouldn’t exist but does? pretty much all of them.

67. What’s the best joke you ever heard? i can’t tell jokes.

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? i have only been here and everywhere five hours around via the trans canada highway. i’ve never left newfoundland.

69. Is your hair it’s natural color? at the moment, mostly. its long, so it has some false color i’m sure. but its mostly grown out since i dyed it last.

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much upfront? no secrets. i just don’t express my feelings often.

71. What is under your bed right now? actually, right now i’m on a futon mattress, on the floor.

72. If you were in the land of oz would you want to live there or go home? oz was pretty fucking weird.

73. If you drive do you frequently speed? yes. depending on mood and music. but yeah, pretty much always.

74. What is the world’s best song to dance to? man i don’t know.

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? no idea.

76. Do you prefer disney or warner brothers? they’re totally different dude. i like disney better than pixar. i liked when movies were hand drawn. that was crazy.

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? gorilla or panda.

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? yes

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? something messed up would happen

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? read, i guess. but thats kinda silly.

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom but you could pick which one what would you pick? i hate hypothetical situations.

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the north pole? north pole

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? television.

84. What do you think makes someone a hero? helping someone who can’t help themselves without thinking of the consequences or glory

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? the old my little pony show, because they were so silly and happy. or belle in beauty and the beast because she has that humongous library.

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: rape, torture

87. What was the last thing you paid for? my break at work

88. Is there magic even in mundane things? yes. when you look for it.

89. Get anything good in the mail recently? no.

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class…dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? karate

91. In Star Trek people ‘beam’ back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it’s like a clone who has all the dead person’s memories. Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? i couldn’t even read that because it was so stupid.

92. What insects are you afraid of? flying ants, and cockroaches.

93. If you could print any phrase on a t-shirt, what would it say? i don’t like phrases on shirts..band shirts are cool though.

94. What’s the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? my crazy beige work uniform. because nothing says crazy eccentric girl better than beige.

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted of forever and not gain a single ounce from, what food would it be? bagels, or french fries

96. What are your parents interested in? work, and relaxation

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? no, but i’ve taped earwigs to the wall and waited hours before killing them. monk i am not.

How about a wild animal? oh yeah. no, but i saw a bat and a fox. the bat while working a night shift(it flew right at the window where i was sitting) and a fox while walking to tim hortons at like 3 in the morning.

98. What is the differance between wishes and plans? the outcome

99. Which do you find the most helpful? a plan can go wrong. but to make a wish come true, you tend to make a plan. so i dunno.

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. what do you bring? i’m assuming i’m already wearing clothes to keep me warm(because i’m not dumb). so, i’d pick food(including drinks), a weapon and my music.

101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically? like falling

102. List the ten people you love most starting with the one you love the absolute most. i don’t like order…michael, mom, dad, kelly, krystin..i don’t know. my pets are cool.

103. How many movies have you gone to see this month? one

104. If you could have 3 wishes…but none of them could be for yourself..what would you wish for?

1) my mom and dad to have a good retirement someday

2. michael to suceed in everything he does

3. no war

105. In what ways do you relax and destress when you are really tense? sleep, bath, words

106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the spring time and

get out of the car? a hundred billion dollars.

107. Make up a personality type that only fits you and give a brief description of it. the lisa personality type is a loner. they listen to music that noone they know listens to. they are insecure and introverted. they don’t smile much but when they do, its real. they have soft hearts.

108. Where does fashion come to life? when clothes really love each other, they get together and what kind of question is that?

109. What do you think of cloning? i don’t think its smart

110. Do you read more or watch tv more? i watch more dvds than read. but i read quite a bit.

111. With all this terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety? i don’t believe in anything. so there.

112. What is the best punishment you could come up with for osama if you caught him alive? have two planes crash into him.

113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body? no

114. Have you ever been on the radio or on tv? no

115. Have you ever won a lottery, sweepstakes prize? no

116. Have you ever won a contest or competition? yeah.

117. Do you find Bob Ross (the happy little trees guy) to be a very calming show to watch? whowhatwherewhen

118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living? my grandparents yes…not the greats though.

119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history? not that i’m aware of.my pop used to raise sheep

120. Is there anyone you trust Completely? to an extent. but i do trust michael

121. Do you believe in god? no

122. Should there be a woman president? yes

How about a president who is not christian? sure

How about a non-white president? how about a non-white, non-christian woman president. that’d be cool.

123. Would you rather have an indoor jacuzzi or an outdoor pool? indoor pool, because it gets dirtier outside. but if i didn’t have to clean it, outside pool because i like when the water is cold and all your senses wake up..

124. What things are you interested in that you study/read up on on your own? drawing, pyschology, music

125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent? somewhat-for my age.

126. Would you consider yourself to be wise? eh

127. Would you donate a hundred dollars to cause to be able to slide into a pool of jello? no

128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person? yes

129. Have you/would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring? we don’t have subways.

130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making someone else die 70 years sooner would you? if i could pick what person. and there were no repercussions. although i don’t think i’d want to be that old. so no.

131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics?

a: I dust my lemon lies with powder pink and sweet… no.

b: this girl named carol follows darrel every gig we play… no.

c: I could make a film and make you my star… no.

132. Are we having fun yet? this is long

133. Would you rather be the president or a rock star? rock star.

134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote? kinda

135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail? email yeah

136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now? no

137. What’s the best animated movie you’ve ever seen? fox and the hound..and beauty and the beast..and lady and the tramp..and the little mermaid..and sleeping beauty. i like disney movies.

136. What do you think the world would be like after a nuclear winter? scarce

137. Are you a leader or a follower? neither. i don’t follow and i don’t lead.

138. What are the best bands/songs to listen to while driving? depends on my mood.. the other day i listened to ‘edge of seventeen’ by stevie nicks and it suited the day perfectly.

138. If your car is decorated then what does it look like? my car is green. greeeeeen.

139. What (to you) is the most amazing accomplishment that anyone has ever accomplished? raising a child, i guess. i know i can’t do it.

140. What could a guy/girl do to impress you? act like a human being and be believable.

141. About how many emails do you get a day? 4 or so

how many of them are junk mail? usually all of them are junk mail

how many forwards? sometimes one

142. What’s your fave thing to do online? opendiary, limewire

143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain Killed himself or was it a conspiracy? is it so hard to believe he was depressed enough to die? how does that shock people? he killed himself.

144. Would you rather drive across country or fly? drive

145. What/who would you bring with you on a road trip? krystin, music.

146, What will you dress up as this year for halloween? a grown up? um, something naughty in the bedroom if anything.

147. At about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? i could get married tomorrow. i think we can make it through anything.

148. Does there REALLY need to be an austin powers 3? isn’t there already a third? why is that an issue? how damn old is this?

149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out? i want to see "across the universe" because it looks raw weird.

 my wisdom tooth is coming up.

 i drank two shots the last tenant who lived in this apartment left. they didn’t taste good.

i am at the moment, officially unemployed.