Watching Eye for an Eye

So I am watching Eye for an Eye right… This is figgin hilarious!!

This guy is accusing his BIG wife of cheating on him with his Fire Captain

So he is a fire fighter and he says he found her underwear at the station and that they have this pole that you slide down and the guys get burn marks on their legs so one day he said she had them… anyways the way I look at it is she is sooooo BIG that I know for a fact that a woman of her size does not forget to put her underwear back on… PLus how the hell did she slide down the pole!!!

But to my surprise she is effin him.. Oh my gosh this is hilarious!!

Anyways I have yet to get on here and tell all about how I broke up with Tom.. the cutie police officer, so it’s stupid really… The whole plan was I was suppose to come up with something to do when he came to see me, so i decided to go to the beach.. He then texted me back saying that he didn’t think we would have enough time.. So I asked him why? I thought we would have about 5 hours to spend together and I said is that not enough time?? He says well I figured we would just hang out at your house for a while…

So I sent him a text saying are we going to talk tonight and he says na he is busy and he will just call me in the morning…

I texted him and said You know it’s been fun but I am really going to miss you Tommy, he then says good luck in your life…

Thats it, nothing more nothing less!! Can you believe it!! Oh well… I will find my prince charming one day:)