Let’s have some Coffee *hint hint*

Mike texted me last night trying to get me to have sex with him. We haven’t spoken since I told him we couldn’t be friends after the pregnancy fiasco.

This was our conversation:

Him: It is good to kill two bird with one stone but it is better still to kill two stones with one bird.

Me: Was that meant for me, or are you stoned?

Him: They tried stoning me once……..it did not work.

Me: You’re not using chat speak….Hmmm. Was that Shawna?

Him: We should hang out sometime

Me: is this Mike or a friend of his?

Him: Is there a difference?

Me: Not really, but i usually like knowing who I am talking to.

Him: Where’s the mystery in that

Me: Is this because I said sorry that you want to hang out?

Him: No just come over right now BAM

Me: Can’t. With Rocky at Jamie’s

Him: Don’t care. Come now.

Me: you come here. If this is a new girlfriend or something of his, I’m not banging him or anything.

Him: nope times just me

Me: If you want to hang out, I’m at Jamie’s quite a bit. Rocky wouldn’t want me alone with a guy he hasn’t met.

Him: Well fuck him.

Me: Already have. Why can’t you come here? Why do I have to go there?

Him: yeah but I’m packing heat like Mike-guyver

Me: What? Is that supposed to mean something?

Him: u know what it means

me: I don’t feel like playing games.

Him: ok stop playing And lets do this

Me: Do what?

Him: The thing…….u know……THE THING

Me: Can’t say it?

Him: Let’s have so coffe.

Me: Don’t you have a girlfriend?

him: nope and neater do u

me: I have a boyfriend.

him: well guess u do have a girlfriend after all. lol u know life without me has been to boring

me: Having coffee with you won’t make my life more interesting. And it seems to me you’re the one who is bored.

 

But yeah. I let Rocky read all the texts. Oh, that’s something new from last I wrote. Rocky and I got together March 10th. I’m quite happy.

Welp, that’s all for now.