And the 28th Year Begins

Let this entry begin on at its pinnacle; im currently drunk off my ass, slightly hungover (my head has begun to hurt) i have 100 bucks in my pocket, and i am about to unfold yet another of the E-girl stories. But before i get to all that, i want to rightly profess my undue thanks to Anna for her ultimate planning/conjuring of my Birthday-experience.

And i had one hell of a time.

It began around 8pm, a VIP party (which i can only imagine how Anna got us in…we were "on the list") which contained unlimited quantity of food and drink. Alcholic drink. And partake i did, vodka drink after vodka drink. Myself, Anna, Dennis and Shelley sat around, chatted, and had a good ol’ time.

Cut to TGI Fridays, where Anna shouts out "its E’s birthday" and the lady smiles and says "we dont sing here" but gives out a gift certificate for my next visit, and erases my meal from the bill. I also partook in an amaretto sour. MMMmm.

Cut next to "The Big Bang" a club in downtown St. Louis. So there i was surrounded by the boys, drinking shots and chatting away…when i notice this delicious blonde girl in the distance. I smile a bit, yanno, in my semi drunken stupor, and give it the ol’ Wow! glance.

A few minutes later, i’m talking to Rahm and Dennis, when i feel hands on my shoulder, and waist. The aformentioned blonde slides by, stands and grabs my side with an inimical grin and says "i hope you enjoyed that."

I smile, and retort "oh, most definitely" and she giggles and runs off. Dennis, having noticed the whole conversation, stares at me in disbelief. "What the fuck was that?" He remarks. I shrug. He stares at me in disbelieve. You, E, will go talk to her NOW! GOGOGOGO! I laugh again, and brush him off. He calls me a bitch, and i shake my head a little.

Fine fine, i say, its my birthday, i’ll do it. So i walk over to her, and turn on the E-Magic. A brief conversation later, shes touching my hair, comparing our lengths, and giggling profusely. Her friends come up, mutter something about "leaving" and she murmurs in my ear where she was going next. I shake my head, mumble something about, im here with all my friends, and thats alot of people to move next door. And she laughs. "alot of friends eh?" And i giggle, and point to le crew all of them, yes. She smiles, grabs my waist and gives me kiss. You’re wonderful, don’t change. and another giggle ensues. Her girls tear her off then, and i gracefully return to my boys.

Shortly after, a brief wave, and she is putting on her coat. A few seconds later, and her crew is out the door, clearly going next door.

I could have gone after her, in fact, she told me where to go. But i didn’t i returned to my friends in pure satisfied bliss.

Sometimes i think i’m too easily satisfied when it comes to girls. I could have had more, but i was already in my happy place. Well, that it was was my birthday, so i was completelyutterlytotallysmashed.

Still, i have to say when i first glanced i thought wow shes out of my league. But damn, she wasn’t. Seriously, i rarely underestimate myself, but wow, if i can land i girl like that drunk off my ass, i can get anyone.

-I had very low expectations for this birthday. But damn, if it didn’t turn out well.

E still has it, yes he does, and more, my dahlings, more than ever.

Oodles o’ love,

Erotique