The Refreshing Fresco

It’s not really like a change from 2-4 to 3-1 but more of a 2-1 to 2-2. The world’s gone white and’s buried in its own dandruff. My friend told me the snow comes from God’s jerking off but I’m less inclined to believe that than I am to believe that babies come from cabbage patches and are born with diamonds.

I am of the opinion that I absolutely fucking hate it when cooks on cooking shows start adding alcohol and then they say “now only add a cup” and then they get to a cup and pour more and then they are like “ooh how bout a little more!” Real fucking cute you retards. Let’s add more alcohol to our pansauce because when I think drunk, I think pansauce. Yeah now make that devilish little monkey face like you’re not supposed to be adding that much alcohol. Yeah do it. Hey I have an addition to your dish and it’s called my cock, right there in your saucepan. Yeah, look at that.