~*31 Such and such

I went home last weekend.  Not very eventful.  I drank, went bowling, relapsed.  Same old same old. 
I have my first exam of the semester tomorrow.  I hope I do well. 
I really wish I could get back into swimming again.  I feel like I have all this energy inside of me just trying to bust out.
I had a really weird dream last night.  My ex’s now girlfriend got a myspace tracker and saw that I had looked at his profile that day (also, somehow we were all living together), and she flipped out.  I apologized.  That’s not something I do often.
I need to do something more worthwhile with my life, and I feel like I’m self-handicapping myself with my weight so it needs to go now!
Today I ate:
lettuce with cheese crumbles, cherry tomatoes, and oil and vinegar
a granola bar
an oatmeal square
a bowl of mashed potatoes
a bowl of special k chocolate with milk
2 glasses of selzter water and juice
like 5 Doritos
a single serving package of ritzs crackers with peanut butter
sooo like 1,500 calories.  Not TOO bad.
Do you ever wonder what it would be like if female perfumes were sold the same way that Axe and Tag were?  A woman spritzes herself with a little of chanel no. 5 and all of a sudden 500 men come rushing out of the water and gang rape her.
Also, there is this new commercial out that is a little disturbing.  It shows a girl in trendy clothing in a high school cafeteria where everything they have is fried, so she jumps into a bottle of Life Water.  It’s like they’re saying, "Hey girls, you wanna be pretty and popular?  Don’t buy lunch, buy a Sobe Life Water and be trendy and happy and not have to worry about counting all those calories!"
I sound like such a stupid feminist right now.  I don’t really care that much.  It’s just a couple of things I noticed today.