Emails to Elon

So, the word is that Elon sent all gov’t employees an email demanding they tell him five things they did last week and he will decide if they are worthy of employment. (He sent the email on the weekend, because he believes in a 120 hour workweek and says “weak-ends are for weak people”. ) The deadline was yesterday at 5pm. However, some of those employees shared the HR email from elon and the email address and thousands of people (non-employees), including apparently people from other countries, bombarded his email address with thousands of emails telling him various renditions of five things, including things like:

1. Monday: did not vote for Elon Musk
2. Tuesday: did not vote for Elon Musk
3. Wednesday: did not vote for Elon Musk
4. Thursday: did not vote for Elon Musk
5. Friday: Did not vote for Elon Musk

Other emails included things like:

1. Did not wave around a chainsaw like a maniac
2. Did not do drugs
3. Did not ignore the mother of my child during a health crisis
4. Did not try to take over the world

etc, etc. Other lists included random things like:

• Listing “attended a meeting about meetings.”

• Reporting “successfully avoided all emails.”

• Claiming “mastered the art of procrastination.”