Captions a plenty

Here are some captions I did in the past. I enjoyed them so much that I just had to post them here.

Just a little nibble

Elrond: "Ohtar. Where are my sons? They’re late again."
Warrior: "I don’t know milord. They said something about going to the bakery."
Elrond: "It’s about time they brought the Brownies. Gil-galad always buys the wrong kind."

Straight Eye for the Elf Guy

Aiya! Oh Elbereth! What possessed me to allow Erestor, Glorfindel and Gildor to decorate the Council Hall in fuchsia hats, baby pink balloons, and blue streamers!

the things found under the bed

Aragorn: "It’s either the largest dust-bunny seen in Middle-earth or it’s one of Glimi’s relations."
Glimi (in the distance): "I heard that."

When Galadriel’s away the boys will play

Celeborn: "Galadriel’s finally gone. *looks around* So….hmm Elrond…. Did you get it?"
Elrond: "I got the last copy of "Priscilla".
Celeborn: "Yes!"
Elrond: "I had Gandalf go get the miruvor and lembas. He should be back any time now."
Celeborn: "Good thinking Mitzi."

Irritated Elf

"The next person who puts starch in my shorts I will personally hurl you into the fires of Mt. Doom!"

or my other favourite

Elrond cheering: "Give ’em hell on the left, yeah. Give ’em Hell on the
right cmon team fight , fight, fight!"
Elven warrior #1: "Elrond looks a little edgy this morning. Could’ve
been something he ate last night?"
Elven warrior #2: "Gil-galad made the coffee this morning."
Elven warrior #1: "That’s explains everything."
Both warriors: "Decafe."

Frodo

Elrond: "Remember Frodo, a loaf of bread, a stick of butter and a quart of milk. Ya got that?"

Frodo: "zzzzzz…Huh? Yeah. You want a case of Twinkies, a dozen doughnuts, and a Black Raspberry cheesecake. zzzzz"

Frock

Gandalf: "Who wants to be the first to tell Elrond that Burgundy really isn’t his colour?"

Caffeine withdrawals

"Frodo should’ve been back with my coffee by now. I wonder what could be taking him so long?"

Fashion Elves

Legolas whisper to Merry: Galadriel thinks she’s prettier then me. Nobody’s prettier then me.
Merry: Yes, you are pretty for an elf, if I do say so myself.
Galadriel: At least I’ve got the body to show off this outfit.

Morning Jog

"Gil-galad, why must you always plan these early morning jogs on miserable days? Just look at what the fog’s done to my hair. "

Hair Club President

We’s not only a member of Hair Club for Hobbits? we’s the president. Preciousssss

Lost

"We’re lost aren’t we Boromir?"
"Yup."
"How did that happen?"
"Because Aragorn, you forgot to pack the map before we left that’s how."

Encountering the shampoo girl

"Alright already! I’ll wash my hair, just don’t give me any of that flowery smelly shampoo. I don’t want end up confusing the dwarf by smelling like the elf."

No Job too small

"Heya Boss, there’s no job that’s too small and we can do it for ya real nice like."