10 Ways LOTR has made you crazy

1. You call your backyard the Grey Havens and have built a boat to sail across your pool

2. You go around your neighborhood looking for Entwives

3. You wrap saltine crackers in leaves and offer them to your friends calling it Lembas

4. Mom doesn’t like you living in a hole in the backyard.

5.You call your school teacher the Witch King

6. You begin to hate the moon and the sun, start talking to yourself and make hissing noises

7. You cut off some of your hair and glued it to the top of your feet.

8. You stare at the puddle in your driveway wishing to see something.

9. At your friends house you pull out a plastic sword covered in glow stick liquid and say "There are Orcs near by!"

10. Your grandpa gets angry because you keep calling him Gandalf and asking him "weird" questions about Middle Earth.