The List

I hate the show “Friends,” but it is good for one thing and one thing only–introducing me to the concept of “The List.”

In case you don’t know what this is…it’s that list of five famous people that, given the chance, you can sleep with for one night without fear of retribution from your significant other.

Marci and I have our lists…though she’s reluctant to actually let me USE mine. She’s onto the joke though, and it makes for fun conversations. Here’s mine:

1. Jessica Alba – Still gets my top spot. It’s going to be hard to unseat her. Those lips…those hips…those eyes…

2. Jennifer Garner – #1 contender to the top spot right now…and another woman who kicks ass on TV. Soooo hot.

3. Asia Carerra – People often scoff at the decision to put pornstars on the list, but I don’t care. This woman is why I watch porn at all.

4. Kobe Tai – Another pornstar, another Asian. I have a fetish for the latter. The things a man could do to that petite frame…

5. Gail Kim – WWE Diva…Asian (imagine that)…I can’t get enough of her. GREAT body.

Since there are only five slots available, some people had to be left off. It was a tough decision. However, I do think that it’s worth noting that there has been some movement after #1….My “Sixth Man” award goes to….

Shania Twain – I think she’s hot as hell…and she’s making a serious play to crack the starting lineup. Nice stomach, great rack, pretty face. Mmmmmm…..

Others who didn’t quite make the list, or dropped off it for one reason or another:

Christina Aguilera…Lita and Stacy Kiebler from the WWE and Salma Hayek.

Of course, if I really thought about it, I’m sure I could come up with more. There are so many hot women out there and only five slots (six if you count the “Sixth Man”) to hand out. I think I’ve done an admirable job.

So who’s on YOUR list?