Wal-Mart Wine…

For all you wine lovers out there, this is noteworthy!!!!

Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2012, it will begin offering customers a new discount item to its U.S. customers: Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 – $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but ‘there is a market for inexpensive wine,’ said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas.

‘But the right name is important.’

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9.     White Trashfindel
8.     Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6.     NASCARbernet
5.     Chef Boyardeaux
4.     Peanut Noir
3.     I Can’t Believe it’s not Vinegar
2.     Grape Expectations
1.     Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
P.S. Don’t bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.

.:A_Shadows_Exhale:.

March 21, 2012

Too funny

Cat Mommy

March 22, 2012

RYN: Of KissTixx or just in general? If you mean the KissTixx I haven’t actually tried them yet so I’ll have to see about that. In general with lip balm I’m not very picky to be honest, I had so many different ones when I collected them. I’ve only been using Chap Stix lately because Matt uses it but I’d like my own because he is always losing the tubes, lol.

RYN: *hugs you tightly* I hope you know how much I appreciate that you always try to help me. 🙂 We went to Pennington’s (plus size store) because I wanted a bra for tomorrow. I actually found some good simple tanks and possibly some cargo capri (Matt found them while I was trying on bras, lol) but I haven’t tried them on yet. I was pretty tired so I didn’t have time to look for some dressier tanks (like the ones I posted in that picture entry) but we’re going back on Saturday to buy some more clothes. I bought one tank to try it on at home and I’ll get six more if I like them. I prefer bringing clothes home because I sweat like crazy from nerves and I hate sweating all over clothes I don’t own. If I try them on at home I’m not sweaty and it’s easy to return for another size. I only tried on the bras because I don’t have time to go back tomorrow before my test.

Dorian Gray

This has to with the entry on cancer. First I do not know why you are not accepting notes on that entry. There is a cure for cancer, a doctor name Burzynski, research him. He has cured brain cancer and many other types.

commonsensechristian

March 23, 2012

Prayer is how I bring those well-wishes, and I shall remember your friend and all her loved ones…so sorry to hear of her situation, and it’s one we hear far too often. 🙁

March 24, 2012

RYN: *hugs you* I know, don’t worry. 🙂

williamthebloody

RYN: It’s the first three chapters of a novel that I’m submitting for a cmpetiton. Don’t worry about being honest in your feedback. I prefer that to people telling me what they think I want to hear.