Throwback From Childhood…

This is one I’ve known since childhood.

Little Rabbit Froofroo

Little Rabbit Froofroo went hopping through the forest,
scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on their heads.

Down came the Good Fairy, who said,
"Little Rabbit Froofroo, I don’t like your attitude.
stop scooping up the field mice and bopping them on their heads.
I’ll give you THREE more chances,
or I’ll turn you into a GOON!"

So, Little Rabbit Froofroo went hopping through the forest,
scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on their heads.

Down came the Good Fairy, who said,
"Little Rabbit Froofroo, I don’t like your attitude.
stop scooping up the field mice and bopping them on their heads.
You have TWO more chances,
then I’ll turn you into a GOON!"

So, Little Rabbit Froofroo went hopping through the forest,
scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on their heads.

Down came the Good Fairy, who said,
"Little Rabbit Froofroo, I don’t like your attitude.
stop scooping up the field mice and bopping them on their heads.
You only have ONE more chance,
then I’ll turn you into a GOON!"

So, Little Rabbit Froofroo went hopping through the forest,
scooping up the field mice,
and bopping them on their heads.

Down came the Good Fairy, who said,
"Little Rabbit Froofroo, I don’t like your attitude.
I gave you THREE chances,
so…" *POOF* "YOU ARE A GOON!"

The moral?

Hare today, goon tomorrow…