The Psychiatric Hotline…

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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear!

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Haha this is so funny! Let’s see… 1..1…111… Wait, can you press 2 for me? 3..4..5..6… Oh, F it. I’ll just stay on the line. 😛 Love it!

May 3, 2013

OMG. ROFL. So wrong, but SO funny. They left out Anxiety and Post Traumatic Stress Disorders, though. What number do *I* press? -giggles-

May 3, 2013

Lol, I’ve heard this before.