Never Argue with a Woman

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’

‘Reading a book,’ she replies, thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.’

‘Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,’ says the woman.

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the Game Warden.

‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.

MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

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March 14, 2012

True. Story.

March 14, 2012

BAM! That would be sound of her being tazed and then hitting the bottom of the boat. Oh wait… it’s not a real cop. Never mind. But seriously did you hear about the 9-year-old kid who got tazed by a cop because he wouldn’t go to school. True story. Luckily it wasn’t in Canada, lol.

March 14, 2012

RYN: Thanks for your nice note. Here’s to improved customer service on OD! *thumbs up*

March 14, 2012

*laughs* That is great. 🙂

OBJECTION.A lot of women read Twilight.

March 15, 2012

LoL. Nice.

ryn: thanks! I’m really proud of this one. It’s a cover up of a craptastic one I got several months ago. I’m really pleased with how it came out.