More Punnies..,

Did you hear about the nuclear scientist who swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.
Epitaph in a dog cemetery: “He never met a man he didn’t lick.”
Squirrel’s NEST: A Nutcracker Suite.
Social Diseases: Germs of endearment.
If Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
What’s the funniest animal in the world? A stand-up chameleon.
She was only a moonshiner’s daughter, but he loved her still.
When high heels went out of style, it was a big letdown.
If you fall asleep while reading and sunbathing, you’re well red.
Dermitologists start their practices from scratch.
When you go to the dentist and get braces, you’re putting your money where your mouth is.
What do cats call mice on skateboards? Meals on wheels.
Archeology students who study the plumbing of ancient Egypt are Pharaoh faucet majors.
Artificial fish: A plastic sturgeon.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What do you get when you cross Dracula with a pig? A hampire!