Life Savers…

Hey All,

This is the one that started me posting funnies today… I saved the best for last…

A teacher wanted to teach her class about things not always being what they seemed.  To demonstrate this point, she brought in a bunch of Life Savers candies.

The teacher handed out the Red ones first.  She asked, "What flavour do you think this one is?"

The class, in unison, guessed, "Cherry!"

The teacher smiled and nodded.  She proceeded to hand out Orange, Yellow, Green, and Purple ones, and the class uniformly and correctly identified them as Orange, Lemon, Lime, and Grape, respectively.

The teacher then handed out some Honey flavoured Life Savers.  She asked if anyone could identify the flavour.  She even allowed them to taste it to help them with their guess.

Nobody responded.  They were all puzzled.

The teacher decided to finally give the class a clue.  "It’s what your Mom might call your Dad sometimes."

Little Suzie stood up and shouted, "Oh my God!  They’re ASSHOLES!"

That’s it for today… stay tuned.
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