Crumpled Cash…

“Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up… ?” A woman asked her husband.

“No,” replied her husband.

She gave him a lingering, sensuous smile, and slowly unbuttoned the top four buttons of her blouse. She slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra… and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note. He took the crumpled twenty dollar note from her, and smiled approvingly.

“Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up… ?” she then asked her husband.

“Uh… no, I haven’t,” he told her, with a slightly anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt and seductively retrieved a crumpled fifty dollar note. He took the crumpled fifty dollar note, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

“Now,” she asked, “have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?”

“No way!” he exclaimed, while becoming even more breathless.

“Well, go look in the garage!” she replied.