belles-lettres

1- Go to http://www.google.com

2- Type in the word “Failure”

3- Instead of clicking “Google Search,” click “I’m Feeling Lucky.”

4- 🙂

5- Spread the word before the people at Google “fix” it.

Well what can i say? This is just too funny not to pass on!

From previous entry:
they actually are natural, but…

Nope. It’s like Godwhowhatever finished molding and had an extra lump of clay leftover and was like “Well, gee. I don’t wanna waste it!” and of course the easiest thing to do with a lump of clay is roll it on the table and make a snakeform, so godwhowhatever did just that and then was like “oi, now where should I put it?” Didn’t wanna put it on the belly button, which was the first logical place, cuz didn’t wanna get it confused for the umbilical cord. So, godwhowhatever was just like “aw, fuckit” and slapped it on there and went and then had a strange hankering for noodles, so went and had some macaroni and cheese.

The end.

Not natural!

*grin*

Anyways. Today….

Got my taxes done, WOOHOO! Yes, last minute. eep. BUT! I am getting a good-ish refund (hell, ANY refund is good!). About $500 from Feds and $120ish from state, so yay. And local, as usual, ends evenly.

AND! H&R Block (yes, it’s expensive, but I’d rather pay to get my taxes done than deal with the headache of trying to do them myself, especially since I always have several jobs plus school stuff, etc. In the future, when I’m working ONE job and not in school, I’ll maybe try them myself, but for now- better safe than sorry.) has this scratch off thing on the envelope. You can win up to twice your refund! I didn’t. BUT! I won the price of getting my filing done!!!! SWEET! So it essentially cost me NOTHING to get my taxes filed this year. 😀 😀 😀

AND, the post office was still open when I was done, so I got my local in the mail JUST IN TIME. Yay me!

And I paid my rent.

And I also remembered to go pick up my meds, since I forgot yesterday.

And it’s a lovely spring day and I walked to the tax place, the post office, and the pharmacy. And since I’ve been putting it off and putting it off, trying to be Sensicle (sensible?) rather than impulsive, but REALLY desperately wanting to get it done, I got my eyebrow repierced. Cuz I figured, hey, I’m getting a tax return and even tho it’s not, by any means, extra do-what-I-want-with-it money…well, I promised myself while IP that I’d do something really nice for ME when I got out, if I made it out ok. And I did. So. I stopped in and asked Glen how much it’d be. $40ish. BUT. I had my own jewelry already, from last time I had it done. So! $20ish!! Which is a good deal, for piercings. 🙂 So I got it done again. Yay!!!!

Anyways. So. It’s been a good Monday. I think I shall watch some more of The L-Word. WoOt!!

(I know, my skin seems a bit yellow around the eyebrow…that’s just the excess iodine that Glen didn’t get with the alcohol swab. He’s uber-sterile. (wow, that sounded wrong.) But seriously. One pair of gloves to get all the equipment out and then another pair of gloves to do the actual piercing, with much alcohol swabbing and iodining, etc. He’s a good guy. Even if he IS a bit pervish.)

pee/ess–hehe. I almost want to write an open letter to the people that I work with saying “Watch what you say, you could be talking about your coworkers….” cuz. yeah. Sometimes when people are talking about “carvers” and “borderlines” I wanna pull up my sleeve and be like “LOOK. Now. Am I in THAT group now?? Or can you consider that THEY are as “normal” as you perceive ME to be…..” Oi vey.