She’s A Nasty Bit Of Work So I Gave Her A Bollocking!

A few minutes ago I was hanging around outside our shop, there was no customers in and I was stood there with a mug of Cup-a-Soup. The pavements and roads outside are very narrow and lumpy and difficult for the elderly/disabled. I’m on a  4-wheeled seated Rollator.

There was a car coming down and on my side on a pavement was a 90 year old lady on a Rollator. She was walking in the road  as she finds the pavements impossible.

The car, driven  by a young fit woman started trying to squeeze past the elderly lady. I barked at her to back up a few feet and let the lady past but she wouldn’t saying ”I have every right to drive on this road”

So I replied ”You DON’T have the right to come dangerously close to knocking her over. You’ve got 4 stupidly fast wheels and this lady only has 2 very slow elderly legs so BACK UP, YOU ARSEHOLE AND LET HER PASS!’ You’ll be elderly and infirm yourself one day”

She did eventually but only after a lot of tantrums huffing puffing and pouting!