“My Mommy is a professional pig poker.”

[Monday, 09:06 AM] Mommy: I think I’ll apply for this….General Artificial Insemination center or pigs, [my location] area, HIRING PERSONNEL with some experience in pig farming. Experience preferred but will consider and train serious candidates. Start at $7.50/hour. Call (***)***-**** or (***)***-****
[Monday, 09:07 AM] me: *giggle*
[Monday, 09:07 AM] Mommy: lol….I’d be a pig poker….
[Monday, 09:07 AM] me: *dies*

[Disclaimer: I have nothing against the artificial insemination of pigs, or the people that work at such a center. I like ham, I’m not opposed to more piggies. however, the way my mother said it…you can’t beat the humor in this one.]