me, single?

my friend cant seem to figure out why and/or how im single. i dont really know either. i like to blame it all on the fact that i dont pick up women like the majority of my sex seems to do with ease. i also blame the fact that although i am quite open minded, im kinda picky. im tired of being broken up with or ending up “better off as friends” so i think ive decided that the next one is gonna stick around for a while. i mean im not saying my next girlfriend (if i ever get one) is going to end up marrying me, but still….
and last but most definitely not least, ive had my heart set on a true redhead for the longest time and dammit, im staying single until she comes around. or christina ricci asks me out 🙂

on the plus side, there is this absolutely fantastical redhead that comes into my work everyday…and shes been talking with me more lately…but i still dont have it in me to ask her out. im just not the type to do that. besides, whys it always gotta be the guy to initiate? nothing pleases me like a woman taking control. and thats not me being all pro-woman or whatever, its just me being me.

damn redheads. always get the best of me.

oh well….

later taters.