My Cat Is An A-hole.

I’ve been up since 3:30…not by choice. But by four legged fuck face. I love her but I think I’m going to have to break down and keep her out of my room at night. Pfff….yeah right. I’ll never do that. I’m her bitch.

The plus is I had time to actually FIX my hair this morning instead of washing it and then throwing it in a ponytail. It looks nice, I feel pretty but I’m about 30 seconds from throwing it in a ponytail. Haha.

I had 9 emails from my boss when I came in this morning. 7 are things I’ve already answered and sent her the backup for. 1 was informational and 1 was just dumb. I used to get frustrated when she would ask for the same stuff over and over. Its like, READ MY LAST 17 EMAILS. But now I’m just like, whatevs. Now I just forward the email I already sent with a “Here you go”. What can I say, I’m mellowing in my old age. Though sometimes I will drop a passive aggressive, “As previously stated…” but I got talked to about that during my review so I have to keep that shit to a minimum. My review was pretty decent and I got a bigger raise this year than I did last year. 2017 for me personally/emotionally was a rough year and I wasn’t the best at leaving some stuff at home. It wasn’t my work that got dinged, it never is. It’s my mouth and apparently my facial expressions. I have ZERO poker face and that doesn’t bode well when you work with a bunch of mouth breathers. A lot of those people have left and my doctor increased my medication so its all good. Haha. I find it best now to just keep my headphones on and my mouth shut.

So I figured out what I’m going to do with my tax money. Despite REALLY REALLY REALLY wanting that Louis Vuitton bag, I’m not going to get it. Instead I am getting the new tattoo, paying off credit cards and putting the rest in savings. Lame. If he were still alive, my Dad would be proud of me. I’m not. I WANT TO BE IRRESPONSIBLE. I WANT TO BUY RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE BAGS I DON’T NEED!!!! But I was raised Catholic and the guilt would eat my alive.

I got my Mom a gold Kate Spade bangle bracelet for her birthday. Its really pretty and I hope she likes it. She’s hard to shop for. She always says gift cards are fine but I mean, its her 75th birthday. I’m not giving her a gift card to JC Penny or WalMart.

Okay, this is so dumb so feel free to laugh. Since my hair is down and I feel relatively pretty today, I’m trying to think of a reason to walk by Ant-Knees office. Haha. I’m such a dork. When I look like a crackhead, I run into him at least 3 times a day. When I look human…nada.

Buuuuhhhhh…………I should probably get back to work. I need to process expense reports and cut checks. I’ve already gotten 3 “Am I getting my expense check today” emails. Its the repeat offenders so I don’t even bother answering anymore. I have very little power here but what power I do have, I abuse the shit out of. 🙂