Is This Thing On?

Weeee! I’m so stoked Open Diary is back!

I’m doing this initial post on the down low in a seriously boring meeting. I just want to stand up and scream “NOT EVERYTHING REQUIRES A MEETING!”. Pretty sure that will be on my stone when I die. Which will apparently be soon since the dude that sits next to me keeps coming into work with the god damn flu. I told him if I get sick, I will body slam him. He laughed. I wasn’t joking.

Seriously y’all if I get sick and die before the Eagles play in the Super Bowl, I will make it my post life mission to haunt this mother fucker for the rest of his life.

So yeah, this is my first entry. This is who I am. If you feel like you want to follow me that would be great! If you feel like you don’t, that’s cool to.

I’ll be back to write something of substance later. Apparently this spreadsheet that we looked at last meeting needs to be looked at again. Whatevs.

Have a good one!

Dietcokehead.