Stinky Computers

As I write this there is a guy with absolutely horrendous B.O on the computer next to me. That’ll teach me to use the uni computers and not the one in my flat. God! Get a deoderant! Burn your clothes! Just get the hell away from me! I’ve resorted to breathing through my scarf.

Christmas was fairly uneventful. But after Christmas was fun… I bumped into an old aquaintance inbetween Christmas and Hogmanay and we eneded up going over old ground so to speak…nothing serious though. It was nice – ended a drought which I was really getting paranoid about. Then, one of my flatmates had a friend to stay for Hogmanay so i had a friend too and we all had street party tickets for midnight. We went clubbing on the 30th to a club which ended up being pretty empty, but that meant we got served really really quickly, and the dancefloor was free for my absolutely astounding dancing skills. I swear – my dancing is something to be seen! Anyways – a few more friends showed up and I was standing at the bar when my flatmate whispered to me that “[name changed to PBM] is here…” to which I replied “Thats nice! Who is PBM?” She then told me it was someone I had slept with over four years ago. I’m ashamed to say I hadnt recognised him, and I proceeded to ignore him in an embarrased way for a while. Eventually he came and spoke to me though. I had no idea what to say. ‘Hello! Last time I saw you, you had your…in my….anyways, we danced a bit but not much else happened. As we were leaving though he tapped me on the shoulder and basically tried to tongue me to death. it was alright though. We swapped numbers and Im kind of hoping to run into him at a mutual friend’s birthday on Saturday. Hogmanay itself meant much drinking and debauchery. I think I made it onto live television coverage of the festivities. Got to bed sometime after dawn.

I had to scramble to put together a piece of coursework which was due in today. Very poor standard. Never mind – I have two very high grades for that class already – I hope it balances out. *finger crossed*. Im going home now to relax, play some videogames and maybe order takeaway as the last actions of a free man before exam revision sets in tomorrow. Only two exams though, one on the 17, one on the 19. The 17th will be easier but is worth 70% of that module grade, the 19th exam is much much harder (im scared of it) but is worth only around 50-60%. Wish me luck!