Ouch! My liver just bitch-slapped me!

So it was my last day in the lab on Friday and we had a big evening planned. We started in a nice cocktail bar, all refined and smart and witty, and took advantage of two for one, and the free buffet at six. I think I had three cosmopolitans, four mohitos and a beer.

We then went to a Moroccan restaurant, where I was coerced into belly dancing with the lady of questionable attractiveness (and gender). It was fun though. We finished a rather expensive meal with two hasish pipes / legal bongs. I didnt like the apple flavoured one at all, but I enjoyed the strawberry. A bit too much though, as it put me in the mood to smoke later.

We shoved Jisbane in a taxi, and I gave her my keys, after she fell asleep in the doorway of a chinese takeaway. She was just "tired" apparently. Kasper stole a bottle of wine and we swigged from it on the way to the club. (Yeah, Im classy like that.)

Eventually we ended up in the club, I fell over a lot, and made aquaintance with the cold hard stone floor several times, including after an attempt at pole dancing. Dont ask. I smoked quite a lot, and drank some more.

I crawled home when the club shut, and I was strategically sick before I went to bed. It didnt work. My flatmate woke me at half eight, and pointed out I should have been on my till at eight. Oooops. I briefly contemplated running to work, and trying to make it, but I threw up several times instead, so I called in sick.  I dont think they minded too much, but i wont get any sick pay. I wallowed in self pity all day Saturday, and with the continuing two day hangover, I went in and did 8-5 on Sunday.

I went and saw Jimmy Carr last night, it was a late birthday present from my flatmates. He was good actually. Funnier when he put down hecklers, which disuaded further heckling, which was a shame. Funniest line was about the differences between men’s  and women’s faces during sex. Hurrah for sexual impropriety!

Today Im having a domestic day and then I shall try and write my thesis. Or play on the computer. Must be productive!