Whodunit?
On May 7, 2009 at approximately 10:15pm, I entered my upstairs bathroom. I discovered my cat’s food dish empty and all of the food that used to be on the floor next to it (due to a spill) gone as well. There are two suspects:
SUSPECT NUMBER ONE
Name: Allie the Cat
Alias(es): Poopers, Barfy, Pukey McRalph, Allie McBeal, Kitten Mittens
Weight: Approximately 7 pounds
Hobbies: Vomiting, leaving furballs throughout the condo, glaring, sleeping
Statement: No official statement, just indignant glaring
SUSPECT NUMBER TWO
Name: Hobbes the Dog
Alias(es): Hobbsey Twins, Hobbert, Puppy Pooper; Baby Boy
Weight: Approximately 30 pounts
Hobbies: Eating grass, eating mulch, eating cat fur, sleeping on the couch, giving puppy eyes
Statement: No official statement, just guilty puppy dog eyes
Allie has had it in for Hobbes since the moment he gallumphed into the condo. Recently, Hobbes has invaded her personal space by entering the bedroom uninvited. However, Allie is not a big eater.
Hobbes has been going up into the bedroom and bathroom recently. Today I left him inside while I went next door for a few minutes. When I came back, Hobbes ran downstairs looking guilty yet pleased.
CONCLUSION: Hobbes is a bad dog who doesn’t need dinner.
haha, I’ve known dogs to eat cat food. 😛
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