I have no patience for jam hands…

Guess that quote and you will unearth my secret obsession…..

The best thing about having no car? You don’t get asked to be designated driver! A-WAH-HOO!

I intend on getting hammered tonight.

So, if anyone fancies hearing a rambly, drunk Jag tell them they’re the best person ever, send me a text/missed call and i shall try my hardest to comply.

ALCOHOL! YEAH!

Oh, and major apologies to Miss Alex. I am neither mean, or cynical. It’s just a very obscure quote that i didn’t think anyone would get. But you did, so here is my real apology.

Can i have my X’s back now?

Peace out beanfeasts.

laterz wandererz...

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1 good thing abt having a bf that perfers to drink, is that I get to drink. You see, we shouldn’t be drinking then driving because of our jobs… you know. we drive clients vehicles every day of work. …yea total ryn: thanks, it’s nice to be huggled

July 11, 2008

Drunkeness is occasionaly the only way, nbut never always the only way. I missed the quote, will read back and then pretend I am offended so that I get a love heart too! 😉 Take care you

July 11, 2008

I never get asked to be designated. Probably because no one things I could stick to it. I will let them keep thinking that. I wouldn’t mind being dd but traffic is murder after the bars closed and I don’t want to drive

July 11, 2008

Also I hate jam hands, kids are never around jam but their hands are always sticky, disgusting

YEAH!

CALL ME TOO! :oP

Buttmunch. Hahahahahaha

July 14, 2008

RYN: I wrote that paragraph badly. iTunes gives you about ten free tracks that are completely obscure and unlistenable. I then went and purchased Fallen but even evanescence gets a littl tiring after being played on repeat constantly