Get thy wads out for seuth!

Lee Evans makes me chuckle…..

Enough of the badness for a while. Let’s get surveyed!

Type in the following and choose from the first page. (This survey was brought to you through the power of
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1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
Jag needs help. (Seriously, i laughed my arse off!)

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
Jag looks like his head is square! (Really? I’ve always thought i had a rather round head)

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
Jag does not seem too bad. (Why thank you! You’re not too bad yourself!)

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
JAG HATES ME?!?! (Don’t be silly. I think you’re lovely!)

5: Type in “[your name] goes” or “..has gone” in Google search:
Jag has gone to a good and caring home where it will be looked after and improved. (Awww, thanks for that! It’s always nice to be looked after.)

6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
Jag Loves You! (Insert Buddy Christ wink here!)

7.Type in “{your name} eats” in Google search:
Jag eats mayo and coffee for 20 man points. (Fuckin damn straight!)

8: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:
Jag has proposed tackling alcohol-related ASB as its next priority. (But i am just one man…)

9: Type in “[your name] died” in Google search:
Jag died of drug overdose in Hollywood. (Wow. So i guess i DO make it to America! ;o))

10: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:
Jag will change your life. (But will it be a good or bad change? Hmmmm)

11: Type “[your name] is” in Google search:
Jag is more than fast enough on the road. (Just gimme a reason to speed!)

12: Type “[your name] was” in Google search:
Jag was an amazingly warm and friendly man. (Awwww. This would be quite nice if the Jag they’re talking about wasn’t in prison.)

13:Type “[your name] has not” in Google search:
Jag has not previously been released on DVD! (Nope, just VHS baby!)

14:Type “[your name] smiles” in Google search:
Jag smiles and carries her back down the hall to their room. (Insert 70’s porn music here.)

15:Type “[your name] buried” in Google search:
Jag buried his face in her hair and inhaled its scent. (Just leave the music playing for a while…)

16:Type “[your name] ran” in Google search:
Jag ran his hands though Jainas hair. (Bow chicka wow wow!)

17:Type “[your name] gave” in Google search:
Jag gave it me! (Said Jaina, lol)

18:Type “[your name] said” in Google search:
Jag said that there continued to be a breakdown of law and order in farming areas. (Those bloody cows are causing a right ruck!)

19:Type “[your name] quit” in Google search:
Jag, quit playing games with my heart! (Only if you stop singing Backstreet Boys!)