Rant – I Have Seen the Light

I have seen enough. I have read the articles, watch the television spots, seen the embedded clips and I have come to a decision.

This war is justified.

Too long we’ve catered to the wishy washy hem-hawing of the peacenicks. Yeah, I know, I’ve been on their side before, but in the end it’s dawned on me. We Americans are, like, really big, you know?

We’ve got the guns, the bombs, the tanks, the planes and the willing warriors to sweep in, take em out and teach them not to screw with the US of A! No one else is going to do it. Everyone else in the world would probably love to see us taken down a peg or two. So when you can’t trust your so called allies, who you gunna trust? Who you gunna look out for?

Number One of course!

Starting to get tired of the silly mewling of those little Iraqi’s too. All of their resistance, daring to shoot their little pea shooters at the biggest, bestest military on the entire planet! Who do they think they are? Don’t they realize that we’re trying to bring them some of that sweet, sweet democracy? We could have had a McDonalds in every city by now if they had just waved their white flags as we cruised toward Baghdad. How’s that for some humanitarian aid?!

And all the piteous little crying about a few dead here, a few dead there. Saddam and his freak boys probably off that many people in a day. So what if its a side effect of liberation? They should be glad they’re being sacrificed for freedom, rather than Saddam’s sadistic fetish for human suffering! I mean, come on, look at the big picture!

So let the bombs fall! One little broken city won’t make a difference. It can be rebuilt by goodly American companies. Bigger and better than before and repopulated. Who will know the difference? That’s no excuse for these people to go terrorist on us and actually attack us back for trying to liberate them! Much less their dirty, dirty tricks. They want to fight? Let them come out and duke it out with us man to man!

The time has come. It’s time to either get behind us or get out of the way. To get on the winning team or get ground to dust under our righteous tank treads. Time to tame this unruly world and bring it the right kind of order. American Order!

And most of all its time to say..

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Happy April Fools Day! 😉

Note: Gah, it was hard to write this. Goes so against my views, I wasn’t sure just what to write, but I think it turned out well. 🙂 If not.. well, it was fun to write nonetheless! Yes, I know its tomorrow, but that would be more predictable. 😉 Some time tonight I’ll be posting the April Fools chapter of my Dark Holiday’s story, so gear up for that. Its all done, just have to post her up. Have a good one folks.

EDIT: Oops, in two days. :p Same diff, though I think I’ll hold the story for Monday in this case. 🙂