News – News Need Not Apply

All amusements today. Let the world take care of itself for a day.

Newgrounds

Shoo Fly

Final Fantasy A+

Dad’s Home

Walk – Smash – Walk

Fallen Angel Teaser(Contains Gore)

Hoy te amo

The Chase

From my Room

Across the Universe: Delusions of Grandeur

Crayon Bear

Freak Episode One and Episode Two

Fantastic Realm One(Main Site)

Merry Melony(Main site)

General Amusements

South Florida woman bails out two dozen inmates because “I spent time in jail and know what it’s like. It’s awful in there”

A little hard liquor helps houseplants. Feed me, Seymour, feed me

Ten nude scenes we didn’t need to see (SFW)

Man’s attempt to invoke ancient law to contest a £30 parking ticket leaves him £200 out of pocket

Not to be outdone by the TSA, the Russians will start using lie detectors on air travelers. Difficulty: The second question is, “Have you ever lied before”

Three rescued after failing in their quest to find a “legendary karate expert” hidden in the mountains of Japan

Fourth-grader and mom protest because principal won’t let her wear miniskirts. Mom: “I would never let her wear anything (provocative). She’s just dressing fashionably”

Police post sexist, racist and anti-immigrant comments on a public message board. “Maryland” tag last seen straightening his tie

Police officer releases suspect from custody because his shift had ended

“My bad. We will definitely stop hiring criminals to work as security guards for military bases”

Five-year-old girl hugged on playground by classmate. As punishment, hugging girl forced to write anti-hugging letter

Uh oh. It’s spreading: Canadian professor denied funding for failing to prove Darwin was right

Latest scam in England is selling tickets for non-existent concerts, then refunding the money months later less “booking fees” and interest. And it’s legal. In related news, Radiohead is playing submitter’s basement July 17

Goose gets fresh with woman on camera by goosing her

Fark Photoshop Challenge: Theme: What will the Internet look like when people start filing stupid lawsuits against websites?

Fark Photoshop Challenge: What if your mobile home got NASCAR-style corporate sponsors?

Fark Photoshop Challenge: Google Maps to begin integrating advertising into maps. Photoshop some unintended/appropriate results. LGT article