News – Bush and Kerry Mud Fight (2/2)

General

The Passion of the Christ(still selling out at least one showing last time I went to the movies), has stirred a spending spree of Christian themed merchandise. It’s a good time to run a Christian paraphernalia store.

Tough new UN security requirements for merchant ships and ports that trade internationally will be in effect in 100 days. The problem is, OPEC hasn’t geared up for it and that could mess up oil shipments if they’re not fully prepared for the new rules.

A startup company will be selling insurance policies to companies that might be sued by SCO. And so the lunacy continues.

Explainer details how you test for Mad Cow disease.

Today’s Papers has the Department of Health and Human Services inspector general investigating charges that higher numbers on the drug bill were suppressed with threats, more Pakistani military action on the border with Afghanistan, Spaniards saying why they voted Socialist and more in the one page news.

Amusements

World Bank Prez paint bombed

Dumb: Cutting your hand during robbery attempt and bleeding all over store. Dumber: Calling 911 for help. Dumbest: With pockets full of stolen cigarettes, tell cops you were the one that broke up burglary in progress

Newgrounds: Messiah 2: Resurrection Day – In amusingly poor taste, but hey.. 😉

Fark Photoshop Challenge: Photoshop this picture of farkette phoxxy’s grandmother’s cat screaming for mercy as another boobies link is posted to Fark

Fark Photoshop Challenge: Theme: Photoshop a new Boy Scout activity that has not been done yet. Link goes to examples

Homestar Runner: Strongbad’s 100th email