News – Ahmadinejad Goes to Iraq

Middle East

Iranian prez Mahmoud Ahmadinejad visits Iraq and accuses the US of bringing terrorism to the region. Which isn’t entirely wrong, as the intervention of the US gave terrorists an in to Iraq by taking down Saddam’s regime without quickly securing and locking down the country quickly afterward.

A significant upward blip in the number of Iraqis killed by violence in Iraq. Whether it is a trend or not depends on March.

After days of fighting in Gaza, Israeli troops pull out again. Many dead left in their wake, likely no small amount of property damage and the like. Will it have a positive effect? I doubt it, considering it has prompted Fatah to cut off diplomatic contact with Israel.

Israeli Deputy Prime Minister Haim Ramon said on military radio, “There were dozens of deaths among the Hamas terrorists – this is certainly deterrence.” Which is bullshit because soon enough the rockets will be flying again. And Israel will raid. And rockets will fly.. and the cycle continues. Which Is sad as the majority of Israelis favor some form of negotiation.

Africa

The US dips fingers into Somalia again, hitting an Islamist town with rockets. Lets hope their aim is better than past airstrikes in Iraq.

Europe

The only group of western monitors watching Russia’s election says it was flawed. Dmitry Medvedev won by a landslide, as predicted.

NATO is concerned that the release of a Dutch film criticizing Islam will have repercussions for troops in Afghanistan.

Americas

Columbian troops had to cross the border with Ecuador to take out FARC leader Raul Reyes. This has led to a falling out between them as well as Venezuela.

The US government could be hinting for terrorists in virtual words soon. I can see Second Life as being a target of this.

He odd instance of spikes in natural disasters during US presidential elections.

General

A zero emissions sports car is to be shown off at the Geneva Motor Show. It would be nice to have something like that being created for general distribution, with the refueling facilities to support them.

Had to happen, Oprah gets her own reality show.

The Blogs look at Prince Harry’s deployment to Afghanistan, new incarceration statistics and Hillary Clinton’s latest ad.

Today’s Papers has note of how little is known about Medvedev and what his relationship with Putin, details on the current state of the US election and more in the one page news.

Amusements

Rejected Star Wars toys. The world just wasn’t ready for a Jabba the Hutt beanbag

Man who doesn’t quite get the concept of armed robbery tries it out using a spork. Spork spork spork

Woman gets prison time for overdue library books. Librarians everywhere rejoice, albeit quietly

Dairy food to soon carry cigarette-style warning labels to warn people about how dangerous cheese and milk are to eat

British tax system encourages couple to split up rather than remain married as they’d earn more money divorced

YC teens bracing for new law that would require them to wear Invisible Fence collars

Man has set up a 30ft catapult filled with chicken droppings to deter intruders

Fark Photoshop Challenge: Photoshop this kid and his antler

Fark Photoshop Challenge: Photoshop this guy and his longboard

Fark Photoshop Challenge: Theme: Create a movie poster for a misunderstood movie title. Example: “Rear Window” with a poster about replacement window installation. Difficulty: Use actual movie title

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