Confuzzled d>.<b

When in the name of jesus titty fuckin christ did it become cool to write your post code as a fucking tag??!!

I’m seeing 4132 (Crestmead) and 4077 (can only be Browns Plains) being scribbled over work like VD spreading in a 70’s college keg party! Dont get me wrong there are some very competent "artists" in the public property defacing industry, but this is just fucking pathetic. The toilet, ladies and gentleman, is for the release of general bowel movements, it aint Mr Fuckin Squiggles chalkboard!

And it gets better.. SWASTIKAS!! That’s right!! OMG I was trying to not to shit myself laughing because I was already doing it in a non humerous manner! How uber nazi cool are we! Lets draw a swastika…ooooh boogah boogah.

But the best for last! Some "disgruntled" full time employee has taken it upon himself to "call to arms" the fulltimers against us contracters and show us how it’s really done….By sitting on a toilet and writing whinny emo crap about how we cant get a job without an agency.. FUCK I’VE BEEN TOLD! I’m sorry but if you could pick an order as fast as you pick your nose while trying to be creative in the toilet…we might not be "making you look bad."

So yeah.. I hate working sundays, I couldn’t sleep at all last night, and after calling Aimee and hearing her angelic *insert devil horns and scantly clad outfit* voice, I finally managed to get to sleep….at 12:30ish…and what time did I wake up? Four fucking AM! Because some fucking bright spark decided that after a month and a half of 1330/1600 starts, lets put Dirk on a shift that he’d normally be asleep through! Oh the human mind never ceases to amaze me! 5am…..5am in the bloody morning… fine when your out bush in a fucking shellscrap wishing to god you had the common sense to jack of using your night vision goggles to see what the big deal is *yes….a guy got caught doing it in my Infantry tactics/training in artillery… probably by the next guy in line wanting to do it. Must be the lack of depth perception that makes it fun *shrugs*

I take solace in the fact one day…..bout April/June next year… I’ll be the fuck outta there and living a new life with my lovely lady *whose asleep as we speak….she’s so cute when she’s asleep…I just wanna lay there with her in my arms and take in her smell, her hair, her body…….awwwww*….Oh fuck i got mushy *spits n grabs crotch* TITS N SHIT! Yeah..let’s go beat up a midget…. using another midget as a baton * manliness rediscovered*

And yes…I’m drinking…. It was the alcymahol’s fault…I swear… I recorded the conversation:

Makers Mark (hereby refered to as MM): "DiiiIIIIiiiiirk….come out and play."
Me: "Erm, no."
MM: "Dont make me pull out those picture of you, me and that donkey in Tijuana!"
Me:"Eep!, okay."
MM:"Ya like that dont ya bitch?"
Me:*drooling* "Ahhhhhhh…nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom." *

All 100% Authentic…. I swear…actually…I dont because I did enough of it already tee hee…..