OH-BAMA!

That would be a good name for a sit-com. At the end of every episode, after Obama got caught up in some crazy antics and apologized to the nice man at the bicycle shop, his family could all look at him and say, "Oh…Bama." and he could shrug and have a sheepish grin and then the canned laughter would happen, and I would chuckle loudly while throwing pop corn into my face while I sit on a yoga mat on the floor in grease stained whitey’tighties and a similarly stained under shirt.

But the under shirt would be black.

Because Obama is white and black.

But mostly black.

And I hear not a native to america.

But luckily being a native to the United States isn’t a qualification for being president, because if it was, I wouldn’t believe any of this anti-Obama speak saying he wasn’t born in America.

I think what I like most about Obama is that, before he became the president he was on a lot of magazine covers. I really felt like I knew him you know? Plus, Green Day really liked him, and I really like Green Day. I feel like they speak to me. Plus, they were in the Simpsons movie, and I’ll be damned if the Simpsons aren’t still as funny and relevant today as they were twenty years ago!

One time, I read an article about how Obama went and got a hamburger, I LOVE HAMBURGERS!

HE IS JUST LIKE ME! …except more black.

Liking a black man makes me progressive.

I also like all of the stuff Obama promised before he was elected. He basically said he would save the world. Can you believe it? SAVE THE WORLD! That is amazing. Purely and simply amazing.

He hasn’t done it yet, but I’m sure he is going to get around to it soon when he is done with all those hamburgers.

I also like how he has put social issues on the back burner. And I like how he doesn’t feel the need to be a square and take a firm stance on things like Prop 8.

Being openly opposed to gay marriage, yet saying it is unconstitutional to single out a certain group,  was DEFINITELY the correct, if not only, way to handle that situation. I mean…gay people are so gay. But are they not people?

I guess that’s why they call them gay…people.

I mean, before this I had never really thought of them as people.

Or gay for that matter.

Just kind of…carbon based thingy dingies that walk around being on tv shows and making people laugh with their sassy wit.

Thanks Obama!

 

A president shouldn’t have to take a stance on anything really.

And if people don’t understand that the things a future president says during a debate are just things that people say, and not something they should be held to follow through on, well then that’s THEIR problem! 

C’mon, who hasn’t made a bunch of empty promises about reform?

I know I have. hehe…jesus, have I ever.

Anyway, I feel like I should start wrapping this up.

So in summary:

Sit-com

Green Day

The Simpsons

Gay?

People?

HAMBURGERS!

I am very progressive…

and.

Um.

Well shit…there was one more thing I talked about in this entry.

What the hell was it?

…

mmm….

Oh yeah!

OBAMA!

WOOOO!