I told you I’m back…whoopdeedoo

Sunday afternoon.

I’m still just in my room, except now I’m watching music videos. That’s pretty sweet. I guess. I like AWOL Nation.

That’s fucking cool.

whatever.

After Rachael broke up with me, I just haven’t been the same.

I’ve been a loner for the most part. I mean, I work and stuff. But then I just go home and watch tv or play guitar, or write, or read a book, or draw something.

It’s different. I don’t hate it. I kind of like it actually.

I mean, I see some of my friends. It’s not like I don’t see anyone. But it’s pretty rare.

I don’t even see my roomates very often.

I’m looking into courses for video game design.

-sidenote: Someone remind me to download more music by the band "Gossip". Nothing better than post eighties LGBT rock with a big fat bitch blowin sweet soul from her golden pipes.-

–side note to the side note: I am about 80% sure that I was being serious just then. Whatever, this music video is bloying my mind. God bless marijauna. I missed this shit. —

—side not to the side side note: hahahahahahaha. bloying. —

Uh, what was I saying about video games?

Oh yeah. So, this course for video game design looks pretty interesting. I mean, I don’t really play a whole lot of video games, but that’s mostly because I think most of them suck.

If I could design them, they would be awesome. Like…Grand Theft Auto, except there’s a dragon.

Just one, let’s not get greedy.

 

Well. Overwhelming boredom is the perfect breeding ground for another survey.

Jesus Christ. Why do I do this to myself?

Also. I am watching the monkees right now. This show, Leave it to Beaver, and Good Times are probably my favorite tv shows to watch.

 

 

Can you commit to one person?  I can, yes. But I’m never going to again. Unless you count my friends. I am forever commited to some of my friends. I hate women.  

Do you prefer people who talk a lot or are quiet?  One of my favorite things to do is just sit and talk with my friends. About anything, because my friends are all intelligent and we have interesting things to talk about, and challenging debates (always friendly of course…unless we are drunk, sometimes things get broken at that point.). But I can’t stand it when stupid people speak. I really can’t fucking stand it.  
 
Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?  No. He works graveyards right now for his peak season, and even just going the weekends without talking to him can get pretty brutal. Without Alec, I would be dead.  
 
Are there any bruises on your body that are the result of your own stupidity?  No. There is a bruise on my shin from when my buddy punched me…for no reason…in the shin…and fractured his hand. I was really mad until I saw how fucked up his hand was. Then I just kept telling him "That’s what you get for punching your friends for no reason you asshole!" and then we would both just start laughing. Because we are men. Drunk, drinking men. And we find pain amusing! 
 
Where is your phone?  Right next to me. What the fuck kind of question is that? I wonder if ANYONE has EVER had an interesting answer to that boring fuck-off question.  
 
What color did you last paint your nails?  I’ve had my nails painted a few times in my life. I dunno what the last color was. But once I had them painted this super kick ass color that was pink when I was warm and turned purple when I was cold. That was pretty sweet.  
 
Has a guy/girl sat on your bed before?  Which bed are we talking about?. 

 
 
Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?  I act on instinct. Instinct and booze. My heart doesn’t exist and my mind is a retard.
 
 
Do you and your best friend look alike?  Yeah. totally. People confuse us.
 
 
Would you ever get a tattoo?  I doubt it at this point.

 
Last thing you spent money on?  Beer. Because I love beer.  
 
 
Do you think age matters in relationships?  I think relationships create poison. No matter how old you are. It’s all poison.  



How old is the oldest person on your myspace top friends?  You mean that free kiddie porn site that everyone lost interest in seven years ago?
 
 
Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?  I might have said something stupid to my cat. I dunno. 

 
Who do you have texts from in your inbox?  Strangers. I don’t know any of them. 
 
 
What was the last thing someone bought for you? Booze

 
Are you a social person?  I am a god damn social network you ignorant slut!!!!.  
 
 
Who did you last take a picture with?  What?
 
 
What’s one fear are you most paranoid about?  suddenly being struck with chronic paranoia. Oh, that and suddenly becoming a hypochondriac. Fuck spelling. I speak good.
 
 
Ever been in love?  I’ve thought so, but I’m starting to question that anymore. It seems like to be loved you have to be loved back, or maybe I’m just a sociopath or something and I’ve just had wishful thinking. I dunno. Whatever. Fine. Yes, I have. I guess. maybe. Fuck this question, I don’t need this shit. 
 
 
Coffee or alcohol?  both?
 
 
Have you ran into an old friend recently?  I’m a pretty good driver. 
 
 
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?  That’s disgusting. 
 
 
How bad are heartbreaks?  Your friends get you drunk. So…they’re kind of like a birthday. 
 


Has an ex ever wanted you back after they left you? Not really. Mostly just for the sake of comfort. Not really because they wanted ME. 
 

What summer will you never forget?  hahahahaha. fuck. 
 
 
Can you honestly say you’re okay right now?  I’m starting to get bored with this. 
 
 
What were you doing at 4am?  watching tv. 
 
 
Are you a jealous person?  yes.


What are your plans for tomorrow?  work


What are your plans for tonight?  I’m doing it
 
Do you have strange dreams? 
 

 
Honestly, what color is your underwear? 
 
Would you rather get flowers or a stuffed animal for Valentines Day? 
 
 
Be honest, who’s the easiest person in your life to talk to?  
 
When was the last time you were in a very good mood?   
 

 
Is there a friend of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?  
 
Have you ever eaten a crayon? 
 
Are you the kind of person that’s afraid to cry in public? 
 
Have you ever been rejected by someone you really liked? 
 
Are you one to copy off someone or do the work?
 
Have you ever fallen for someone out of your league?  NO ONE IS OUT OF MY LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 
Any weird habits you want to mention?   
 
Have you ever been tied up by someone you didn’t know?   
 
 
How many times have you peed today? 
 
 
Do you understand what life has to give?   
 
 
Are you one that reads or writes just for the joy of it?   
 
 
Do you enjoy singing in front of people, or just yourself?  
 
 
Have you ever had a song stuck in your head for more than a day?    
 
 
Have you ever had someone really close to you pass away?


Have you ever sat on a toilet so long, you fell in? 
 
 
Are you usually the first to forgive in a fight?   
 
 
Do you like your name or do you wish to change it?  
 
 
Do you play any sports that interest you? 
 
 
 
What is your occupation?  

 
Have you ever dyed your hair, and then hated it right after?  
 
 
Are you the kind of person that spends their money on unusual things? 

 
Have you ever punched someone you loved? 

 
Do you believe in God? 

 
Do you obsess over your hair, or just leave it the way it is?  
 
 
Have you ever picked a fight with a total stranger?  ALL THE STRANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
Wow. Fuck that survey. I’m going to take a nap.