Fuck the bitch then leave her for dead

That is going to be the name of the Porno I am going to be directing and producing.

It will have tons of great scenes.

One scene where a girl is really into being choked during sex, so the guy chokes her to death, but doesn’t realize she is dead until after he blows his load all over her glossy eyes.

Another scene where a girl and a guy slam a bunch of Heroin, and during intercourse she ends up dying, but the guy doesn’t care and just keeps fucking her anyway.

There will be another scene where two guys are totally fucking eachother hardcore and some bull dyke walks in with a strap on and wants to get in on the lovin’. But then the dudes end up taking the dildo off of her strap on and beat the shit out of her with it, that and their rock hard super huge cocks…and the last thing she sees before she loses conciousness will be one of the men’s cock staring straight at her and screaming, "BRUNO!" before it vomits a bucket of seamen onto her bleeding, face and mullet.

I also want a scene that involves a woman in gold armor riding around on a tiger that leaves a trail of flames behind it as it runs. Then she will run into a factory that makes books of matches, and the entire thing will explode at which point the tiger grows wings and they rocket off to the moon to party with MGMT.

That scene won’t have any sex until they get to the moon party, it will just be awesome.

But once they get to the moon "electric feel" will be playing and a bunch of transexuals will be running around with chains that connect their prince charles cock piercing to the nipple rings on their giganticly awesome (and still hairy) fake boob job chests! They will also have beards, and they will circle the tiger and fuck it until it dies, at which point they will pour it into a giant cauldron of boiling sperm to make moon sex tiger soup. They will also have garlic bread there.

And after they are all done eating and dancing they will take a space taxi to Mars, and then MGMT will both pull keys out of their shirts that they had on a necklace and they will turn them at the same time onto the dashboard of the space taxi to reveal a detonator button, and they will press it and blow up the moon and then the oceans will swallow up all the major coastal cities on earth and suddenly kids in Arizona can stop wishing they were surfers, and actually go surfing because the ocean will be right there, and suddenly no one can make fun of them for wearing Hurley although they were born and raised landlocked.

Then when they get to Mars, Dr. manhatten will be there and the end scene will be him having sex with everyone with his awesome blue penis, and then everyone’s stomachs will explode and they will all die, and he will reconstruct the awesome tiger, although he will bes lightly digested at this point, and Dr. Manhatten and the tiger will look at eachother and the tiger will say, "It’s been too long old friend." And Dr. Manhatten will say, "Indeed…well, we have a lot of work ahead of us, we better get to rebuilding the Martian empire."

The end.

Now, I just need to find some investors.

Steven Spielberg owes me a few favors, but I don’t trust him anymore, I started to suspect he was going insane when A.I. came out…