Chapter 2 – Season 1 – Episode 4 (Episode 5 out soon!)

Dan Danger was thinking about Harry Doop again. Harry was a friendly muppet with muffin hands and ginger legs. Dan walked over to the window and reflected on his creepy surroundings. He had always hated deprived Liverpool with its funny, faffdorking Ferrari 458 Italia. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel concerned. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a friendly figure of Harry Doop. Dan gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an understanding, smelly, Rockstar Energy drinker with curvy hands and moist legs. His friends saw him as an agreeable, alert angel. Once, he had even helped a queasy baby flamingo cross the road. But not even an understanding person who had once helped a queasy baby flamingo cross the road, was prepared for what Harry had in store today. The clouds danced like bopping donkeys, making Dan sleepy. Dan grabbed a squidgy gun that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers. As Dan stepped outside and Harry came closer, he could see the wasteful glint in his eye. “Look Dan,” growled Harry, with an energetic glare that reminded Dan of friendly pigeons. “I hate you and I want a phone number. You owe me £420,690 pounds.” Dan looked back, even more sleepy and still fingering the squidgy gun. “Harry, beam me up scotty,” he replied. They looked at each other with afraid feelings, like two famous, flaky foxes bouncing at a very spiteful bar mitzvah, which had drum ‘n’ bass music playing in the background and two cowardly uncles singing to the beat. Suddenly, Harry lunged forward and tried to punch Dan in the face. Quickly, Dan grabbed the squidgy gun and brought it down on Harry’s skull. Harry’s muffin hands trembled and his ginger legs wobbled. He looked ambivalent, his wallet raw like a nasty, noisy newspaper. Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Harry Doop was dead. Dan Danger went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Rockstar Energy.

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