Insights into Men II

Good eve to all. There hasn’t been much going on here. I’ve just been working. I got another clipping from the insights into men, so enjoy.

Well, let’s move onto the bathroom today everyone. Women want to know why men can’t get it into the bowl. Why men make such a damn mess. Well, first off there’s a big different between shooting at point blank range and shooting from two to three foot up. Let’s talk about velocity. The force of that particular fluid leaving anyone’s body is pretty harsh. You put in the addition of if someone’s been holding it for awhile and you’ve got some pretty high strength pressure there. And then shooting that into a bowl already filled with water, you’re gonna have some splashing no matter what. Now women have a natural shield against this happening. As we all know, women piss sitting down so their ass makes a perfect shield. Men have no such shield against splashing. So there’s the spots there. Now, for the next part of this. No one, man or woman shoots in a straight stream all the time. Considering that men shoot standing up they are more aware of this. Sometimes it comes out as a single stream, sometimes as two or more. Which also means that it doesn’t shoot straight either, it could go in one direction or another. Finally there’s what’s called shakeage. Men shake it after they’re done. It gets the last few drops out. But doing this also means there’s more chance for spots. So, yet another mystery explained. So I’m headed for the time clock, I’m not going for overtime here. Dollars to doughnuts.

-Marvin LaPointe

So that’s another one answered…I think. Anyway, I’d better take off too. I have work tomorrow and I’d like to get some sleep. Beautiful dreams to all.

Tenchi

“…the cultivation of the mind, the body, and the soul, and we must always cultivate the soul.”