…and then the monkey said

it ws his other foot!

Good day to all. Not much going on. Just a short entry cause I have to leave soon to catch my ride home. I’m sitting at the computer lab here at school. Except for a slight headache all is well with the world. A suprising feeling, for it is new after so long. But a welcome one nevertheless. The computer lab is split up into groups and I’m sitting at the Hundred Acre Woods group at the Winnie the Pooh computer. What are the chances 😉 (for those of you that haven’t figured it out from lack of reading my OD, I like winnie the pooh). That reminds me…quick joke for everyone.

A teacher is trying to teach some of the little kids to use “adult words”.

She asks, “Jimmy what did you do yesterday?”

Jimmy replies, “I saw my grammy.”

“Jimmy, learn to use adult words. You should say ‘I visited my grandmother.’

She turend to the next child.

“Alice, what is your favorite thing in the world?”

Alice thinks for a bit and says, “My blankie!”

“Alice, use adult words, say ‘My blanket is my favorite thing in the world.'”

She turned to the last child.

“Timmy, what book did you read today?”

Timmy thought and thought, finally he smiled big and sat up proudly as he said, “I read Winnie the Shit!”

Okay..that’s the joke. Not much going on, as said. I will update more later, but I must go now. I have a ride home to catch.

 

-Damien

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Heh… that’s cute. When I was a teacher’s aide for the kindergarten teacher, one of my students said, “My penis has got to go to the bathroom right now.” It was quite amusing, as this kid always stuttered but he made it through that sentence without a stutter. 😛

February 25, 2003

*Chuckles and shakes head* Oh, those poor little children… I have FINALLY caught up on your diary! Sorry it took so long, dear friend. Take care of yourself, and be well.

thanks for stopping by, I like your joke.